Balloon Jokes

I’m sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion. She’s single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

Courtesy of my 11 yr old: why don't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will just let it go.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just "let it go".



My 6 year old told me this.



I will show myself out now...

My friend hired a hot air balloon for his wedding. They quoted him 200 and on the day charged 400. Said it was due to inflation.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'd just Let It Go.

As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter

My grandfather was a very intelligent man. He was an inventor. He invented the cold air balloon. Only problem was it never really took off.

I wrote “Will you marry me?” on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend. Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.

Meanwhile in business news... ...balloon prices are plummeting. Experts are putting it down to a poor inflation rate

I started a cold air balloon business. I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.

Joke said by my little sister "Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?"
"Why?"
"Because she will let it go"

Why did the balloon prices go up? Because of inflation.

At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.

what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music

Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, "hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it? A balloon animal!

I bought my girlfriend a big helium balloon for her birthday it didn't go down very well.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture

Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation.

'My Grandfather Invented the Cold Air Balloon.' But it never really took off.

TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing.

What is the worst time to hear that your loved one has died? Right after you took a large hit from a helium balloon.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go

Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high.

Elsa My daughter just told me this before bed.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

The balloon was very happy when I rubbed on my hair. It was ecstatic.

At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I´d ever seen.

The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go.

*courtesy of my 6 year old*

If I bought a balloon for $0.99... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?

What does a hot air balloon and a homeless person have in common No visible means of support

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon? *Pop*

(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go.

A physicist insisted on his wife giving birth on a hot air balloon. When his son turned out to be a shame on the family, he told him: "You had so much potential!"

A Scottish man, an Irish man, and a English man are all in a hot air balloon. Somehow

I was going to invest in a hot air balloon..... but it's a bit up in the air at the moment

Why was the balloon scared of having a soda? He didn't want to pop.

Why isn’t Elsa allowed a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it goooo, let it gooo...