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Funniest Barber Jokes

Wow. The neighborhood barber just got arrested for dealing drugs. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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Just found out the local barber has been arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 15 years and I didn't even know he cut hair.

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My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber

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A local barber was arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 5 years I never knew he was a barber

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The neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... We had been his customers for 8 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

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My local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This surprised me, since I have been a customer of him for years now, and i'd never known... ...that he was a barber.

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My local barber was arrested for selling drugs! I was his customer for years! Never knew he was a barber

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Who shaves every hour everyday and still has a beard? The barber

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber.

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A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber...

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Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut... But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair.

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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. It blew my mind because I've been his customer for years! I had NO IDEA he was a barber!

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A barber got arrested.. A barber got arrested in my area for dealing drugs and I’m totally shook. I’ve been his customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

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A barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber

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I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber.

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What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz

(This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Yesterday a barber in my area was arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years And I didn't even know he was a barber.

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A local barber was just arrested for selling drugs. As a long time customer, I was very surprised I had no idea he was a barber

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A man walks into a psychic barber shop Barber: say no more

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I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day? A barber

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Did you hear about that German barber? You know, Herr Kutz.

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A barber in my town just got arrested for dealing drugs and I've been his customer for years... I had no idea he was a barber.

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What do you call a barber that only works on bald people? An air stylist.

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Our neighbourhood barber got arrested for selling drugs after we had been his customer for 5 years. We had no idea he was a barber

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I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. I told him it's growing on me.

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Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair.

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My local barber got arrested for drugs. I've been going to him for years. I never knew he was a barber.

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The Barbershop So the other day I walked into a barbershop,

The barber came up to me and asked," Hey how can I help you sir??"

I told him that, " I just need a short cut" as I walked across his store and

right out through the backdoor

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Barber in my town was arrested for dealing drugs... Shame, was his customer for years, never knew he cut hair.

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What did the impatient barber say to his customer? I think we need to cut this short

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A barber in my area was arrested yesterday for selling drugs... I've been his customer for years, and i didn't even know he was a barber!

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A man asked a woman how often she shaved... She told him, "About 15-20 times a day."

He asked her, "What's wrong with you!?!"

She told him, "I'm a barber."

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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs... I'm still baffled, I've been his customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

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Who shaves many times a day but still has a beard? The barber.

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A local barber got arrested in my area got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years I had no idea he was barber.

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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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What was the name of the online barber? E-Clips



.... Couldn't resist

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What do my barber and the doctor who did my circumcision have in common? They both took too much off the top

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Went into the barbers, I said “I want you to cut my hair like David Beckhams”. He cut my hair and I looked in the mirror!

“David Beckham doesn't have his hair cut like that!!??”

Barber says; “He does if he comes in here!!!”

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What do you get when the hair saloons open after lockdown? Barber Q

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My local barber just got arrested for dealing drugs. Funny, I’ve gone to him for 7 years and I never knew he was a barber.

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A man forgets his wallet and can’t pay the hair dresser The man said that he would leave his wife at the barber as callaterol.

The hairdresser never saw the money

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A rabbit walks into a barbers shop and asks for a haircut... The barber says, "I can't help you with that my friend, but the butcher across the street sure can."

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When my local barber got arrested for dealing drugs, I was shocked. I’d been a customer for years and had know idea he was a barber.

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I just saw in the local paper "Barber busted for dealing drugs" and I was amazed. I've been a customer of his for years and I had no idea he cut hair.

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Local Barber shop owner busted for selling weed... I had no idea he was a barber.

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Lady came into the barber's and said what cut what look best on me? Barber responds, a powercut

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A vegetarian walks into a barber shop I would tell you the rest but it’s too quorny.

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My barber died just yesterday. It's really messed up... ... I mean, who's going to cut my hair for the funeral?

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Bruce Jenner walked into a barber shop... ...looking for a friend.
He asks the barber "Bob Peters here?"

The barber says, "Nope. Just cut hair."

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Our local barber just got arrested today Apparently he's a drug dealer, which is really weird because I've been his client for 7 years and never knew he was a barber.

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I went to get my haircut and told the barber not to take too much off. He only took off his trousers.

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My girlfriend is at the barber. She is dying to get a new hair color.

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My buddy told me he owns a straight-hair-only barber shop. Its name is, "No Curls Allowed."

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How did the puppy pay his barber? With a defurred payment

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Our local barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 3 years now. I had no idea he was a barber.

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What did King Louis XVI ask of his barber? "A little off the top please"

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What's the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster? Ones a shaving roman and the others a raving showman.

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Meanwhile In California.... Meanwhile In California, a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind, I've been his customer for years. No idea he was a barber.

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Our neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs We've been his customers for 6 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

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My barber was telling me about how he was going to disinherit his son... Yeah, it was quite the heir cut.

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A barber in my hometown just got busted for selling drugs. It blew my mind.. I had no idea that he was a barber.

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Did you hear about the local barber? He liked killing people with his blades during the summer festival.
They called him the buzzkill.

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A bald man walked into a barber shop As he entered, he thought to himself "What am I doing hair?"

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Why did the dutch barber open a bank? So people could open a shaving account!

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Barber: how would you like your hair cut? Customer: in silence

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How does the barber trim the Moon's hair? Eclipse it.

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What's a Spanish Barber's favorite Italian dish? Peine Pasta

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A man walks into a barbershop and says, do you cut pubic hair? The Barber, a little taken back, says, "well, sure, why not?"

The man bares his teeth and says, "Great. Can you get this one?"

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When is a barber a butcher? When he gives you muttonchops.

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What did Bernie Sanders say to his barber? Just remove the top 1% please.

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I decided to open a barber shop for little people. It will be called Shortcuts.

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran

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Got a free haircut and handjob from my barber today. Gotta love cutting your own hair.

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