Hilarious Binary Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Binary Jokes

There are 10 genders Because gender is binary.

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I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course.

Corny, but I'm still proud of myself.

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They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid. Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

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There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don’t,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke

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Why did the non-binary prospector go out west? Because there was gold in them/their hills.

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1 person in every 10 doesn't understand the binary number system. The other guy is fine with it.

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Why did the non-binary farmer go to California in 1841? Because there be gold in them/their hills.

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There are 11 types of people 01- Those who understand binary

10- Those who don't

11- those who write bad jokes on binary

*I'll see myself out*

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There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

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Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.

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There are 10 types of people Those who recycle binary jokes, and those who recycle other jokes.

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There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke.

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How many binary programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? 011011110110111001100101

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary, ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

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There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke

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I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills You could say I improved bit by bit

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There are 10 types of people Those who can read binary code, and those who can’t.

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There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid.

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Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can understand binary language, and the other ones.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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There are 10 genders but it's in binary.

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I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary

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There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary.

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There are 11 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, those that don’t and those that only know enough binary to think I wrote this joke wrong.

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I built an analog robot and asked it what gender it is. It said it was non-binary.

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Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit.

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Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary

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There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

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I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it

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Why was the binary number so happy? Because of two's compliment!

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Why did the Church of Scientology try to assassinate the non-binary feminist? Xenu too much.

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There are 10 kinds of people Those who undestand binary
Those who don't
And those who didn't realize we'd be doing this in base 3

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(Classic) There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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There are only 10 genders in this world... ... as according to the gender binary.

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There are only 10 genders. It's the gender binary

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

And those who didn't expect a base three counting system.

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There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can understand binary, those who cannot, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3.

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How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?

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New Binary Jokes

Boys are PCs, girls are Macs and non-binary people are Linux

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Binary Gender People Be Like 01001110 01101001 01100111 01100111 01100111 01100001

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There are 10 types of people in this word: those who understand binary, and those who don’t

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There are 10 different kind of people... ...those who understand binary and those who don't.

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When you flirt with a girl in binary, you are guaranteed to turn them on And off. And on. And off.

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There 10 types of people on this planet... Those who know binary and those who don’t.

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Why can’t a member of the LGBTQ movement be a computer programmer? Because they are non-binary.

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The 10 habits of computing A. Use lots of logic.

B. Don't overcomplicate it.

C. Think in binary.

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Why isn't there any transgender person in matrix ? Most of them are non-binary.

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Who are the worst programmers? People who are non binary

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There are 10 kinds of people on Earth: those who understand binary code, and those who don't. Not many will get the joke, though. Look up binary code if you don't.

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They say that there are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who are reliant on others Can someone tell me the 8 other types?

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My coworkers always complain because I count in binary I don't see what's so difficult about it, it's as easy as 01 10 11

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary

Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data

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Welcome to your first day of class Today we will be studying binary 5

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There are 10 kinds of people... Those who can read binary, and those who can't.

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What do you call a non-binary bathroom? A guess-t bathroom.

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How hard is counting in binary? Easy as 01 10 11

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I decide my computer's gender. It's binary.

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What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises? A fit bit

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There are 10 genders because gender is a binary

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I texted my friend a funny binary joke the other day. He responded "5"... Laughing out loud I see...

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Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing? When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.

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The other day I told my friend 10 jokes about binary Unfortunately he didn't get either of them!

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What does a quantum computer say to an ordinary computer? I am non-binary.

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There are 10 types of people on this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who expected this joke to be on binary.

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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those that dont.

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You know binary is actually pretty easy... Easy as 1 10 11.

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There are.... There are 10 Types of People in this World: those who know Binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a Base 3 Joke.

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There are 10 kinds of people Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be binary.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. 9 of them were expecting a binary joke here. Sucks to be them.

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Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.

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Computing joke There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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There are 10 types of people... Those who know binary, and those who dont.

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After years of hard work, I finally taught myself 10 different languages. English and Binary.

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I got a new book Binary Jokes 101

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There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, and the others

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There are 11 types of people in the world. All three of them understand binary.

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Why do programmers use binary? Because they like byte sized problems

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An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't.

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There're only 10 types of people in the world ... those that understand binary, and those who don't.

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