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What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.
I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer
I shot a Black Man the other day I got charged with impersonating a Police Officer.
A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead
What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist.
I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer.
what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.
As I was approaching my driveway, I saw a big black man running away with a TV in his hands and I wondered if it was mine. Upon entering my house, I was relieved to see that mine was at home polishing my shoes.
I was in the library the other day when a black man came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were? I replied, "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."
A black man walks into a bar...
A black man walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"That is really special," said the bartender. "Where did you get it?"
"Africa," replied the parrot.
A woman in her twenties sees a large black man walking by and decides to flirt with him. “So is it true what they say about black guys?” He responds, “Sure is.” Then he punched her in the face and stole her purse.
What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin
A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, "My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."
I shot a black man and got caught I was charged with impersonation of a police officer.
What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? "Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"
What does a black man call a black lawyer? A brother in law
A black man, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "Hello, Mr. President!"
Courtesy of my Fox News-watching mom...
I shot a black man the other day I got charged for impersonating a police officer
What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man with 20 bullet holes in his back? The worst case of suicide he's ever seen.
What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can walk the streets without Robin.
A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder
The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"
The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"
What's the difference between cancer & a black man? Cancer gets Jobs.
I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer.
A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar...
The bar tender suprised says "Huh, where'd you get him?"
"Africa" said the parrot
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Cool, where'd you get that?" says the bartender. "Africa", replies the parrot. "They're all over the place."
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None… He fell.
A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
I got arrested for killing a black man I was charged with impersonating a police officer
Why did the black man cross the road? To eat the chicken
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
“That’s pretty neat!” The bartender says, “Where’d you get him?”
“Africa.” Says the parrot.
“I’m black and I’m proud!”
“I’m proud to be a black man!” Said the black man
“I’m proud to be an Asian man!” Said the Asian man
“I’m proud to be a white man!” Said the racist
A black man was arrested for firing a starting rifle. They believe it was race related.
A black man walks into an all white bar and orders a drink.
They tell him "we don't serve negros here"
And he replies with "Good, I wasn't planning to order any."
A black man takes a girl home from a Nightclub A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
I saw a black man running.. I was walking down the street one evening and I saw a black man running holding a television. I thought to my self "i wonder if that's mine", so I hurried back home and lo and behold it was still there, shining my shoes.
I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was worried it was mine so I drove home as fast as I could, when I got home I was relieved to find mine was still there...brushing the front porch.
What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up.
What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer.
A black man rode by my house today on a push bike, I thought, “that looks like mine” so I rushed into the garage to check.... Luckily, mine was still chained up asking for food
Whatd des the black man do with blank white paper in his hands? Reading his rights.
A black man walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "thats a unique species where did you get it?" "I got it from Africa," said the parrot.
As a black man, I really have yet to see any of this racism in America that people claim exists. For example, when I go shopping, the store personnel go out of their way to ask me if they can help me.
What do you call a black man who doesn’t steal your stuff? A normal guy...
Saw a sign at my local police station, it read "Black man wanted for rape" Why do they get the best jobs?
What’s the difference between 0 and a fat black man?
One is a Null Figure
The other is a Full....
A black man was reportedly killed with a starting pistol They're treating it as a race related incident.
What’s the difference between Bat man and Black man? Bat man can go into a store without Robin
What did the Alabama sheriff call the black man that got shot 20 times? The worst case of suicide he’s ever seen.
'I'm proud to be a black man'
'I'm proud to be a black man!' Says the black man.
'Im proud to be an Asian man!' Said the Asian man.
'Im proud to be a white man!' Said the racist.
What's the difference between a black man and HIV? HIV stays with the kids once they're born.
A black man and his latino friend are in a car. Who's driving? The police.
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you f*cking racist
What do you call a black man with a gun? Why would you call a black man with a gun?
What did the baltimore police officer say about the black man who got shot 12 times? Worst suicide he'd ever seen
A black man walks into a bar... The other inmates laughed.
Who was the first black man to admit he was the father? Darth Vader
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder....
The bartender looks in amazement and says, "how awesome! Where did you get that!?"
Suddenly the parrot looks up and says, "Oh him? Africa, there are millions of them there..."
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
He walks up to the counter and asks for a drink.
The bartender then goes "hey, where did you find him."
The parrot then responds, "BAWK, AFRICA. THERES THOUSANDS OF THEM."
Why did the black man become Catholic? So he could finally meet his father.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black Man?
Batman can go out at night without robbin'...
Totally racist dude told me this joke many years ago, I was mad at first but it's funny!
What's the difference between a black man and a gun? The gun can be fired.
How are a black man and a tornado similar It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood
What do you call a black man sneaking into a house late at night? Incognegro.
How did the interrogators get the black man to talk? They took him to the movies.
Ask a white man what 2+2 equals, he answers "4". Ask a black man what 2+2 equals, he answers: "4" you racist
An Asian & A Black Man walk into a bar And suddenly I had an idea on how to make Rush Hour 4.
A black man found shot nine times in the head in a small town in Texas The sheriff said it was the worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
A black man attended a protest against fossil fuels... And got six global warming shots in his back.
What's the difference between an unarmed black man and an armed robber on the run? How should I know, I'm just a cop!
What is a black man on the moon called? An astronaut you racist
A black man walked into my store today and bought polyester pants. Which is weird, since they usually pick cotton.
Adam in the Eden must be a black man because he lives in a plantation with nothing to wear and has no idea where his father is.
Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.
As a black man why don't I like cops? Beats me
I saw a black man...
I saw a black man in Nikes running down the street carrying a 55" TV and I thought to myself, "Is that mine?"
Then I remembered that mine wears Reebok.
A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying "They took our jobs!"
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar.
"That's so cool" says the bartender, "where did you get it?"
"Africa" replies the parrot.
Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!
What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen
A black man is walking down the street...
I saw a black man walking down the street, carrying a TV with him.
"That's funny" I thought, "I could've sworn that was mine!"
But then I remembered, it *couldn't* be mine, because mine was at home,
Shining my shoes.
An arab, black man and mexican are all in a car, who's driving then? The cops.
What is the difference between a Black man and an Irish man Theyre all priced individually, sorry
How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin.
What do you call a black man that summons the dead? A Nergomancer
Police are saying that they're looking for a black man in his early twenties... And that they always will be.
100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called the F1.
A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: "Where'd you get that? " The parrot shrieks.... "*AFRICA!*"
So a black man walks into a bar The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here" he says "that is ok, are the whites fresh?"
What did the Alabama sherriff call the black man who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
100 years ago, 19 white men chasing down a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan
Now it's called Formula 1
*Ku Kluk Klan
What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist? One is a nerdy digger.
Why was the black man selling drugs? He was a pharmacist.
Why was the black man arrested? Good question.
Why are batman and black man different? Bat man can go a whole night without robin
Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death.
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