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Why aren't color blind people allowed to join the police force? They wouldn't know who to shoot
Today, I saw 2 blind people fighting Then I shouted: "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away.
Today I saw two blind people fighting... Today I saw two blind people fighting... Then I shouted, "I'm rooting for the one with a knife!" They both ran away.
Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs.
Saw two blind people fighting today.
I said, "I think that the guy with the knife will win!" They both ran away.
Edit: Grammar
Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted "I'm supporting the one with the knife!" They both run away.
Why can't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs
Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs.
Why are blind people bad at programming? Because they can't C
How do you break up a fight between two blind people? Yell "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
I wonder if colorblind people Read colorado as just "ado"
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the heck out of their dogs
why don't blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
Why don't blind people sharpen pencils? They don't see the point.
What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple
I help blind people Verb, not adjective
Why don't blind people sky dive? It scares their dogs!
Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision.
Why do blind people hate skydiving? Scares the dog.
Why don't blind people skydive? It scares their dogs too much
Why don’t blind people go skydiving? It scares their dogs
How do you stop a fight between two blind people? You yell "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Why don't blind people like to skydive? It scares their dog
I like to help blind people. The verb, not the noun.
Do blind people care if their significant others are hot? (OC?)
Do blind people care if their significant others are hot?
Of course they do! They're blind, not necrophiliacs!
(Probably been done before, but I thought of it while on the toilet.)
A group of blind people make a band called ABDB It's like ACDC, but they can't C
What did Apple release to help blind people? An iPatch
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can't two blind people get along? They can't see eye to eye.
What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood.
Why don't blind people Wingsuit? Too much drag from the dog.
For blind people, there are always two sides to a coin The one they can't see and the one they can't see either
How can you tell when you have really bad acne? When blind people start trying to read your face.
If blind people could see how the world is today I think they'd be pretty happy
I was waiting at a pedestrian crossing, when a woman asked me, "What's that beep, beep sound?"
I said, "It's so blind people know when to go."
"Oh right." she replied. "Where I'm from, we don't let them drive."
Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping? It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.
I wanna say joke about blind people but i just can't see it being funny
Why do blind people get sick very easily? They don't get enough vitamin C