Blonde Girl Jokes

My blonde girlfriend froze In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative facial expression. " oh..I saw this on youporn" she said," they call it bufferring".

Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks "What are you celebrating?"

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert

I was driving down the motorway with my blonde girlfriend the other day and she said, "I think those people in the car next to us are from another country"
"why is that?" I said
"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, 'stit rey su wohs'"

A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a 23 year old blonde girl? I don't have a Ferrari tied up in my garage.

Two guys were in a bar with their blonde girlfriends Guy 1: "Do you know why blondes are so good at giving head?"

Guy 2: No, why?

Guy 1: its because they've got a vacuum between their ears

Blonde girlfriend: "well, at least its better than nothing!"

Two blonde girls at a traffic light They stop at red:

-Look at that red color!

-Wow, it's beautiful.

-And the yellow!

-Such brightness!

-And the green!

-Much nature!

-Oh, it's red again, we saw it already. Let's go.

Why did the blonde girl have a bruise on her belly button? Because blonde guys are dumb too.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house.

What do you call a blonde girl who dies her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence

A professor told his class "Fame will come to you only after you succeed". A blonde girl asks Who is seed?

When my blonde girlfriend heard the Russians meddled in 2016, she turned to me and said... "Well I hope they got the bronze."

What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you? You remove the pin and throw it back.

Two blonde girls were having breakfast. One of them said "Yesterday I slept with two Brazilian guys!"

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The other said "Wow, I don't even think I've seen that many guys!"

What do you get when you turn a blonde girl upside down? A brunette with bad breath

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's.

A blonde girl is eating an ice-cream Her friend tells her : "You have ice-cream on your cheek".
The blonde girl starts to rub her left cheek. "No the other way".
She puts a finger in her mouth and rubs. "Hij it gonhe ?"

(sorry, it's more a visual joke)

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either

Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too.

My blonde girlfriend and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid. Eventually she jumped up out of her chair and yelled, “Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t walk out that door!” I replied, “The plane hasn’t landed yet.”

A blonde girl manages to break her door and takes it to a carpenter to get it fixed Blonde: Could you please fix this for me?

Carpenter: Sure, but if you're here someone could rob your house

Blonde: Oh but how would they enter, the door is with me!

I was hosting a gathering for my blonde girlfriend's birthday. I told her it was casual and when everyone arrived she appeared with her outfit around her ankles. Everyone gasped.

"Blame my boyfriend," she explained, "He said dress down!"

Blonde girl was staring at a bottle of juice... Because the label said "concentrate."

Two blonde girl goes to a bar. The bartender asks: 'Are you sisters?'

The two blonde says: 'No, we aren't even catholics.'

I dumped my blonde girlfriend after she tried to poke holes in one of the condoms. She might have gotten away with it had I not been wearing it at the time.

What do you do if a blonde girl throws a grenade at you? You remove the pin then throw it back at her.

Why was the blonde girl so happy she finished the puzzle in 2 months? Cause the box said 3-4 years.

"I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke," The blonde girl requested. "Excuse me miss, this is a library."

^^"I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke," she whispered.

Why did the blonde girl remove the bathroom door? So that she can't be spied on through a keyhole.

Where's the only place that blonde girls can have dark hair? Between their teeth.

Me to my blonde girlfriend: What two languages would you like to be fluent in? Her: English and American.

Hey, did you hear about the blonde girl who choked on a piece of plastic? She said that mannequin was one smooth talker.

What do an airplane and a fake blonde girl have in common? They both have a black box.

What's the difference between your wife and your blonde girlfriend? About a 150 pounds.

A very attractive blonde girl is changing in her room when she notices a man outside her window... **Her** - What are you doing?!?

**Him** - Uhhhh...I came here for a peek at you.

**Her** - OMG WHERE! Pikachu is my favorite!

A blonde girl is in the woods... She realizes she is lost and tries to make a fire. She fails and lies on the ground in defeat, crying.

But then her husband walks outside and tells her to come back inside.

A blonde girl met a nice guy at her father's funeral They hit it off immediately. Obviously, she was too grief stricken to make a move then.

A few days later, she asked around but was unable to reach him.

So, a week later, she killed her mom.

I asked my blonde girlfriend: "If you inherited or won a million pounds, what’s the very first thing you would do with the money?" She said, "Thank the person I inherited it from."