Hilarious Bomb Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bomb Jokes

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "BOOM"

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“You’re the bomb!” “No, you’re the bomb!” In America, a compliment.

In the Middle East, an argument.

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"You're the bomb, no you're the bomb" A compliment in the United States, an argument in the Middle East.

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I joined ISIS to help my self esteem issues. Everyone kept telling me “You’re the bomb.”

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What did the burglar say when he detonated a bomb to get into Fort Knox? Edit: Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold!

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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"You the bomb!" "No you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east.

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A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!

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I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.

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If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?

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What did the robber say after detonating a bomb inside a bank? EDIT: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution.

Edit: Well, this blew up! Didn't think this joke would be the bomb!

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What did the burglar say after he broke into Fort Knox by exploding a bomb? Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold.

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What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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"You're the bomb" A compliment in USA.
An argument in the Middle East.

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.

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If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7

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The odds of getting on a plane with a bomb on it are 950,000 to one - The odds of getting on a plane with two bombs on it are closer to 700,000,000 to one So, to be safe, I always bring my own bomb.

S. W.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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I asked my husband for a bath bomb for Christmas He got me a toaster.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today. That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior? The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

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The Hardest Part About Breaking Up With A Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message.

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Once i did the "is your dad a terrorist?, because you are a bomb.." line to a muslim girl. Totally blew up in my face

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Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Its hard to break up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she understands.

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Science and Religion have to coexist because science can make a bomb, But you do need a religious person to set it off.

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The difference. “You da bomb!”

“No, you da bomb!”

In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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"You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment.
In the Middle East – an argument

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Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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What do you call a hot Indian? A Bomb Bae

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“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

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So, I was dating a Japanese girl... The relationship grew old rather quickly so I decided to break up with her. When I told her, she just stood there in disbelief. It's like you have to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.

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New Bomb Jokes

Once a nuclear bomb was dropped on Ethiopia. 1 million people died from the explosion, 2 million died running towards the mushroom.

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I made a homemade bomb for my science fair project two years ago I guess I did well. The judges were blown away

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Where did George go after the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Met a cute Muslim girl, thought she was the bomb... Now she's blowing up my phone.

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I realized my relationship with my Japanese girlfriend wasn't working. I told her that we should end it but she didn't seem to get that. So I had to drop the bomb twice before she understood.

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Breaking up with my Japanese girlfriend was harder than I thought it would be.. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got it.

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What's the hardest part of having a "it's not working" conversation with your japanese girlfriend? You need to drop the bomb twice

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Los Alamos has a sister city that nearly completed the nuclear bomb before them Los Almost.

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A Terrorist Tries Stand Up Comedy for the First Time... Let's just say he was the bomb.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese person? Because you have to drop the bomb twice for them to understand.

P.S. : Reposting this as some Japanese folks didn't get it the first time around.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest when triggered? One actually does something

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I always thought Air Force would make great stand up shows... Their delivery is the bomb!

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Why was a Turkish plane trying to bomb Greece? It was on otto pilot.

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How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays? You don't bomb pearl harbor.

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statistician boards plane with a bomb the probability of there being two bombs on a plane is much lower

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What do you call a terrorist with tourettes? A ticking time bomb.

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Why do muslim comedians always get tons of laughs? Cause nobody wants them to bomb the show.

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Have you heard about the defused bomb that's known for its extreme white nationalist views? It's bang out of order.

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How do you get a sweet, little old lady to shout out an F-bomb? You get another sweet, little old lady to yell out "Bingo!"

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Punny If the word ‘tomb’ is pronounced ‘toom’, and ‘womb’ is pronounced ‘woom’, shouldn’t ‘bomb’ be pronounced ‘boom’

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I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb... ...their weather machine seems to be working just fine

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The US military would be really disappointed when it sits down to brainstorm a name for the nuclear bomb to be dropped on Kim Jong-un and realises that Fatman is already taken.

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How does a terrorist know what type of bomb he's using? Well, he can C4 himself.

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I used to know a bomb disposal expert He wasn't very good

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What is the difference between comedians and terrorists? Comedians don't intentionally bomb on stage.

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If an African country developes a nuke will it be called the N-Bomb.

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“You’re the bomb.” “No you’re the bomb.” A compliment in the West, an argument in the Middle East.

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My girlfriend is the bomb... So don't be at the airport tomorrow. It might get explosive.

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It recently came out that ISIS was developing a bomb disguised as a laptop battery to take on airplanes They must have been taking Notes from Samsung

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If I had an atom bomb for every gender... I'd force Japan to surrender

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I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.

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Everyone thinks Kim Jong Un wants to build an atom bomb... ...when he just wants to build a new clear-bomb.

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If you go on a plane, always bring a bomb... The chances of two people having a bomb on the same plane is slim to none

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What tea is the best tea? TNT.

Seriously, it's the bomb.

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What healthcare program is offered to the citizens of Pakistan? OsamaCare... It's the bomb.

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What do MOAB and Amy Schumer have in common? Apart from being plus-sized, they both really know how to bomb!

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese woman? You would have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The vest actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

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My Grandfather’s getting on a bit and he can’t do the things he used to. Like bomb the Japanese.

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Whats the difference between bomb and feminist? Something actually happens when bomb gets triggered.

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The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced. I hear it's the bomb.

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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque. They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

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Da Bomb Guy 1: You da bomb

Guy 2: No, you da bomb

In America: a compliment. In the Middle East: an argument

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode.

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My Arab dad was really cool... He was the bomb.

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Everyone was worried about terrorists on New Years Eve... Nobody ever anticipated that Mariah Carey would be the one to bomb.

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"You're the bomb!" “No, you're the bomb!”

In America – a compliment.
In the Middle East – an argument.

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2016 ends with Maria Carey performance bomb... Thanks ABC for ending the year with more proof that stars do fade....and still milk it.

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"You're the bomb!" No, you're the bomb!" A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East

Too soon?

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What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart

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What is the worse part of breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice to get the message.

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I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it.

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"You da bomb" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger. But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS.

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So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast.

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In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but... In Afghanistan it's a question.

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In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb.

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I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice.

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