Booty Jokes

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty.

What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty.

What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty.

My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet

What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty.

What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty

What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty.

Why do pirates like booty? Because they like em thicc with 7 C's

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty.

What makes a sad pirate? Sunken chest, hidden booty

What's a pirates worst fear? A sunken chest and no booty.

I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty.

(New original take on old joke)

So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

Edit: Na

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking

What's a Pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty

My ex girlfriend was like a pirate's quest... ...she had a sunken chest and always kept me searching for the booty.

Girl, your booty is like dough... I knead it.

What's a pirate's worst nightmare? Arrgh, a sunken chest and no booty!

Why are charming pirates always the richest? Because they get all the booty

A group of pirates walked out of a strip club with disappointed looks on their faces. They were hoping to find some booty, but all they got were sunken chests.

What's a pirate's greatest fear? A sunken chest with no booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty.

What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty

Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty.

What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common? Neither can stop talking about their booty

Why did the pirate go to a pilates class ? To get some Booty

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why did the pirate go to the stripclub? He was looking for booty

Pirates have trouble finding love because A large booty in a large chest is extremely rare from a physiological standpoint

What is a pirate's worst fear? A sunken chest with no booty

How much booty does a priest get? Nun.

What's the difference between Trump and pirate? Pirates are always grabbing booty

Disney Toy Story vs R rated Toy Story Disney Toy Story Woody "I got a snake in my boot"

R Rated Toy Story Woody "I got a snake in my booty"

Why did the Pirate wear camouflage underwear? To hide his booty

I'm graduating from the Pirate Academy! I'm majoring in getting the booty.