Booty Jokes

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Funniest Booty Jokes

Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty.

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Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty.

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What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty.

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What's a pirates worst fear on a blind date? A sunken chest and no booty.

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What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty.

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My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet

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What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty.

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What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty

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What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty.

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Why do pirates like booty? Because they like em thicc with 7 C's

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty.

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What makes a sad pirate? Sunken chest, hidden booty

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What's a pirates worst fear? A sunken chest and no booty.

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I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe

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What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty.

(New original take on old joke)

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So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

Edit: Na

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking

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What's a Pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty

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My ex girlfriend was like a pirate's quest... ...she had a sunken chest and always kept me searching for the booty.

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Girl, your booty is like dough... I knead it.

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What's a pirate's worst nightmare? Arrgh, a sunken chest and no booty!

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Why are charming pirates always the richest? Because they get all the booty

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A group of pirates walked out of a strip club with disappointed looks on their faces. They were hoping to find some booty, but all they got were sunken chests.

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What's a pirate's greatest fear? A sunken chest with no booty.

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty.

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What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty

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Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty.

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What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common? Neither can stop talking about their booty

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Why did the pirate go to a pilates class ? To get some Booty

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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Why did the pirate go to the stripclub? He was looking for booty

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Pirates have trouble finding love because A large booty in a large chest is extremely rare from a physiological standpoint

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What is a pirate's worst fear? A sunken chest with no booty

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How much booty does a priest get? Nun.

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What's the difference between Trump and pirate? Pirates are always grabbing booty

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Disney Toy Story vs R rated Toy Story Disney Toy Story Woody "I got a snake in my boot"

R Rated Toy Story Woody "I got a snake in my booty"

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Why did the Pirate wear camouflage underwear? To hide his booty

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I'm graduating from the Pirate Academy! I'm majoring in getting the booty.

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Where does a pirate bury his captured treasure? A booty hole

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