Boring Jokes

If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd.. I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

I went to take an online ADHD test today... but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.

What's the difference between incest and necrophilia? Incest is relatively boring, necrophilia is dead boring.

Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting Some may even call it boring

I finally decided to play Fortnite. It's fun, but it gets boring after a couple of weeks

A boring joke I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

I quit my job drilling ventilation holes in jet engines... ...it was just plane boring.

I hate seeing directors make the same movie. It gets boring, I guess I'm... Board of directors

What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic

I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job.

The police called me "boring" and released me after only 20 minutes, I guess I wasn't a person of interest.

Two satellite dishes met on a roof... They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!

Want to hear a joke about digging? Never mind actually. It's boring.

I once had a job drilling holes I left because it was boring

A guy was on a boring date with a girl, so he said “You’re the most average girl here”. She said “You’re mean” He said “No you are”

Why don't drill operators have friends? They're boring.

Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring.

I have the most boring job of all... I run an oil drill rig.

Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight.

Me: I have trained this goat to talk. Karen: This would be fun to see.

Me[to goat]: Who do i love the most?

Goat: Mee

Me[to goat]: Who's my pet?

Goat: Mee

Karen: Ah, its boring

Me: Wait it gets better

Goat: It gets way better, Karen!

you'd think a discussion about water would be boring but it's never a dry subject

I got a job digging holes. It's well boring.

Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf' Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving

Would you rather be a spider or the most boring man on earth? Either way, you're still a web developer.

Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!

I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks. It was a boring job.

I think my work is boring and not challenging enough... I think it's time to apply for a United Airlines Spokesperson position!

I've worked in a masochistic shop for years. It's painfully boring.

Some people find whiteboards boring... Personally, I find them remarkable.

Why are Bachelors slimmer than the Married Men? Bachelors return from work. See the same boring stuff in the 'FRIDGE' n go to 'BED'.

Married Men return from work. See the same boring stuff in 'BED' n go to the 'FRIDGE'.

What do you get when you mix an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747.

Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is.... quite a ground breaking invention.

Why is grammar class the most boring? It puts all the students in a ,

I used to be a well-digger. I quit because it was boring.

I think frogs are pretty boring Unless, of course, they're ribbiting.

Working the overnight shift is so tedious and boring Every time I go in it's the same shift, different day.

Why are history teacher boring ? Because they tend to Babylon

I took my blind friend to go see stand up comedy once after the viewing had ended, he told me that the jokes were so old, lame, and boring that even he could have seen them coming.