Hilarious Bra Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bra Jokes

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My girlfriend came home and told me to take off her shirt so I did Then she told me to take off her skirt so I did. Then she told me to take off her bra and panties so I did. Then she told me to never wear her things again

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Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!

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I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands? She said - ermmm nooo.. Then why are you wearing a bra?

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What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift

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Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "Croatia" ..it has lot's of support but no cup

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A bag of Frito Lays and a bra are the same... Once you open them you realize there's only half of what you thought inside

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What does the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these 2 a lift.

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What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead while i give these two a lift.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra

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What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, I gotta give these two a lift."

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When I get home im going to tear my wife's bra right off The straps are killing me

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What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift.

Edit: Someone didn't like the word guys in it

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I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.

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Haven't worn a bra in 4 days.... I love being a man

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How do you say "bra" in German? Dat schud stoppem frum floppen.

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Her: “baby, undress me with your words” Me: “there’s a spider on your bra”

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Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

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What do you call a bra in Germany? A Stoppemfromfloppen

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I don't understand why guys think it's so difficult to take off a girl's bra. I can do it with both hands behind my back!

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I bought a push up bra today... It didn't work, I can still only do 2...

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My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well.

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What did the bra said to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

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My wife asked me to bring home stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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Ive just spent 20 minutes trying to get my girlfriends bra off. I really shouldn't have put it on in the first place.

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She left her bra on the floor and I tripped. Those booby traps are no joke.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realise it’s half empty.

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What does a mermaid mathematician wear? An algae bra!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra thats it, thats the joke

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I tripped over my sister's bra the other day It was boobie trap

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I have always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.
Do they just give you a bra and say,
“Here, fill this out?”

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When he gently removed her bra, she whispered why were you wearing my bra?

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra.

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Your mom is so fat and racist... Her bra size is KKK

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New Bra Jokes

The German word for bra is... stoppemfrumfloppen

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What did the left titty say to the right titty? Hey bra, I’m here if you need any support.

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My name should be bra 'cause all these girls be sleeping without me

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He: Can I try your bra on? She: Sure, go ahead, I have no tissue with that.

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What is wonder woman’s most important piece of armor? Her wonder bra

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What does a weightlifting divorce attorney have in common with a good push-up bra? They both lift and separate.

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My wife tried to get smart with me one day.. As I got ready for my wrestling match she asked " why do you wear a cup when you have nothing to put into it?"

So I felt the need to respond "You wear a bra don't you??"

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How do you catch an escaped bra? You have to set up a booby trap.

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How did the doggy scientist get into his secret lair? Through a Lab-bra-door.

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Wife to husband: “Honey, guess who’s not wearing any panties and bra today?” Husband, “Ah, that’s why your face looks so stretched today!”

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I asked my wife if she didn't have feet would she wear socks? She said no

I said then why do you wear a bra?

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Today when I get home, the first thing I am gonna do is tear my wife’s bra right off The straps are killing me.

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This girl in my class is so Asian she gets A's on everything... even on her bra size.

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What's a pirates favorite bra size? A seaaaa cup

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When I get home, I'm going to rip my wife's bra right off... The straps are killing me

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I tripped on a bra in my sister's room It was a booby trap

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You can call anyone 'Bro'. But you can only call your close friends 'Bra' because you know they'll support you.

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When is a girl "grown up" When she starts wearing a bra

When is a guy grown up?

When he starts unhooking the bra

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So someone with dyslexia Walks into a bra..

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I applied for a job at Hooters... They handed me a bra and asked me to fill it.

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A man walks into a bra... "Oh", he says.

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Two dyslexic men... Two dyslexic men walk into a bra.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. "When did this clothing line get here?"

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What do you call a german bra? Dasshouldstopumfromfloppin.

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Help! I can't take off my girlfriends bra And she's home in 2 minutes

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What the the Mathematician get his wife for their first anniversary? An Alge-Bra

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What's the first ingredient in a push up bra? Start with two cups of lies.

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What is the German word for Bra? Datshudstopemfrumfloppen

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How do you say bra in German? Schtopumfromfloppin

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A dyslexic person... Walks into a bra

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I used to work at a bra factory but it went bust.

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What do you call a tight fitting bra? A boobie trap.

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Need your best Short Jokes One sentence max, I'll start:
A Dyslexic walks into a bra

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What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin

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A-cup bra's. The unofficial sponsor of the Olympics

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What's the other name for a bra? A boobie-trap!

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Dolly Parton and her bra designer have stopped talking. In fact Ms Parton said they haven't spoken since the two fell out.

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra

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Teacher - if my cup is half full, what does that mean? Student - that you need a smaller bra!

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Haven't put on a bra in like... 5 days. Being a dude is great

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I'm already 14 yrs old Dad! why don'y you buy me a bra? Shut up Peter!

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