Brazilian Jokes

How many hearts can the Belgium football team break at once? About a brazilian...

A blond girl turns on the radio and hears that 2 Brazilian men were killed As she starts to cry she asks "How many is a Brazilian?"

One blonde says to another, "I slept with a Brazilian last night". The other blonde says, "Wow, how many is that"?

A blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio.. It says that two Brazilian men were killed. She stats crying and says, "How many is a brazilian?"

What does the Brazilian Pikachu say? Zika zika.

A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him.

How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.

Did you know a Brazilian wax costs $50? Talk about a rip off

What a do a bunch of people in Brazil speak? Portuguese. What does just one Brazilian speak? Portugoose.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian.

An attendant to President Trump comes in and tells him "Sir, your commission has reported that three Brazilian illegals voted for Hillary." And so he yells "I knew it! Now how many is a 'brazilian'?"

I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off.

2 blondes are talking with each other about their previous nights The first blonde says "It was amazing! I slept with a Brazilian guy!"

The other blonde replies "OMG! How many is a Brazilian?!"

The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.

I met a girl from El Salvador. I told her she was El salvAdorable... But she said she's heard that a Brazilian times.

How many??? A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

How many people speak Portuguese in South America? A Brazilian!!

Never get a Brazilian wax It's a total rip-off.

How many people have died in the Amazon rainforest fire? About a brazilian.

Two blonde girls were having breakfast. One of them said "Yesterday I slept with two Brazilian guys!"

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The other said "Wow, I don't even think I've seen that many guys!"

How many people live in South America? A Brazilian.

A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed.

She starts crying and says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!

Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics? Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.

I told my wife to get a Brazilian The next day she introduced me to her new friend, Paulo.

How many South Americans does it take to cross the Atlantic A Brazilian

How many gallons can fit inside the world cup? A brazilian

So my friend had a threesome last night, and was telling her blonde friend about it My friend says, “I slept with two Brazilian men last night.”

Her friend asks, “Wait... how many zeroes are there in a Brazilian?”

3 Brazilian A blonde was listening to the radio when suddenly she heard "3 Brazilian men died in a fatal car accident." The woman then asked, "How much is a Brazilian?"

Q: What are your chances of falling in love in Rio de Janeiro? A: One in a Brazilian

"Mr. President, four Brazilian soldiers were killed during our last drone attack. " "This is yuge, let's get Sean out there to tell everyone how we are making the world great again... wait how many is a Brazilian?"

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian? Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What are the odds of USA beating Brazil in soccer? Brazilian to one....

(credit to bill burr's monday morning podcast)

If a Brazilian soccer team was stuck in a cave they would be out by now... Because they are good at diving

George Bush was in a briefing one day... “Sir 4 Brazilians were killed in Iraq yesterday.”

“Oh NO that’s awful!” He exclaimed “um how many is a Brazilian again?”

On a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that waxing guy at the spa? Like, a Brazilian!

How many south Americans does it take to build a light bulb? A Brazilian

How much is a germanian? Seven times more than a brazilian