Brexit Jokes

Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

The E.U has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country after Brexit. I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.

How much space will there be in the EU after Brexit? 1 GB

Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit.

Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict : Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

A Brexit walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long farce?"

I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast.

What happens when a British guy makes a promise? He Brexit

When Brexit happens, how much space will the EU lose? Exactly 1GB

With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!

If i had a pound for every 'Brexit' joke on here... I'd still only have about 5 cents.

GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!

I found this great new dieting plan that's sure to make you lose a lot of pounds It's called Brexit

I call my pregnant wife Brexit. Despite my best attempts there wasn't any pulling out.

I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts.

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast. and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit.

I have no idea what’s going on with Brexit.... ...which is something I have in common with Britain’s government.

What do I know about Brexit? Not a great deal.

There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border

What is the longest game of Deal or No Deal? Brexit.

As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :(

I have a brexit joke for ya But I’ll need another 6 months

I’m so lonely Even Brexit has been on more dates than me this year

Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit

Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled:

Never Gonna Give EU Up

If Britain has Brexit... Did the Czech Republic check-out?

Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the "Brexit".

Just bought one of these new Brexit calculators.. ..nothing seems to add up, it just takes away and does division

I've started to wonder why the UK doesn't just pick a random kid from Eton to sort out Brexit ..I mean, he's going to have to do it eventually

UK vs USA The UK and the US are having a battle to see who can ruin their country the fastest.
We were winning with Brexit but the US had a Trump card.
However Thereisa chance we May yet still win.

I dont want to denigrate any brexiters for voting brexit... And to any brexiters, denigrate means to put down.

Breaking News... In lieu of brexit, ALDI in the UK are stocking up on sausage meat... I guess they are preparing for the wurst!

If I had a nickel for everytime Brexit happened... I'd have £2.

Arsene Wenger to be named new Brexit Minister. Since he led Arsenal to another quick European exit.

To keep both Leavers and Remainers happy, why does Britian go for the only thing that will keep them IN and OUT of the EU. Schrodinger's Brexit.

Why did the UK have to get a new Prime Minister after Brexit? Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.