Hilarious Brown Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Brown Jokes

Do you know how Chris Brown’s girlfriend found out that he had been cheating on her? She found another girl’s lipstick on his fist.

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I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes.... Actually, it's because I would like someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle...

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I hope they serve cookies at the Royal Wedding this weekend Just to show how a touch of brown sugar makes a ginger snap.

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Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown

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Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as "The Peas". And now they are The ......... Peas

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Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!

Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown.

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Roses are red, cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.

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Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla Model S? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year

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What does Chris Brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends? The punch line

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You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.

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I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record... ...she called me a riceist

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Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown

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What do a call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea...

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I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown.

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women's lipstick on his knuckles.

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I'm not racist I love all people whether they're black, brown, yellow, or normal.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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What do you call someone who hates brown rice? Ricist.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown Artificial Intelligence

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I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down.

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

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What's brown and sticky? My Beyonce calendar.

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A blonde dies her hair brown... what do you call it? Artificial intelligence

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A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick.

Teacher: Who am I speaking to please?

Caller: I am my father.

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WAS BARRY WHITE ? WAS CILLA BLACK ? WAS JAMES BROWN ? SURE MAKES STEVIE WONDER

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Do you know how to cook toilet paper? No, but I do know how to brown it on one side.

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Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say "please paint that wall, Jose"

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brown... Artifical intelligence.

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Chris Brown is going on tour this year! He'll be sponsored by Black & Decker.

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I absolutely can not stand Brown people. It's just that I had an ex graduate from there and she was super pretentious.

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Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project. Each person was assigned a country to report on.

“Wow!” Lucy said. “I got Italy!”

“Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got Germany.”

With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got Iraq.”

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What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.

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New Brown Jokes

A mathematician, a scientist, and an economist walk past a field of cows. The mathematician says "Those cows are brown on this side."

The scientist says "Those are brown cows."

The economist wrinkles his brow, nods, and says "All cows are brown."

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What's big and green, brown and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would certainly kill you? A pool table... (A billiards table)

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Three men are talking about cars. The first man says, “I’m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.”

The second man says, “Well, I’m a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.”

The third man says, “I have the both of you beat. I’m a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.”

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How did Rihanna know Chris Brown had cheated on her? She saw another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

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Chris Brown has come out as transgender. Well if you cant beat em join em.

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What’s brown and rhyme with snoop Dr. Dre

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What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is it called when a blonde has their hair dyed brown? Artificial Intelligence

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What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature? An instant hit.

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If you love white rice, and hate brown rice.. You're a ricist.

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What's brown and rhyme with snoop? Dr Dre

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnng, dunnng, dunnng...

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Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

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Who hits Houston harder? Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.

~Probably too soon.

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Roses are red, Cloaks are brown... It's over, Anakin!
I have the high ground!

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What's brown, three inches long, and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's first movement.

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What´s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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"Do you know how to bake toilet paper?" "No, but I know how to brown it on one side!"

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What's big, brown, and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken brown cow.

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When daughter told me she prefers white rice over brown rice I was extremely disappointed. I didn't raise her to be a rice-ist.

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Just like people, I never judge a book by its cover... Unless that cover is brown. In which case I roll up my windows and lock my car doors.

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The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.

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A girl gets home from school and is greetrd by her mother Mom: "What'd you do in school today?"

Daughter: "We learned all about the male reproductive organs"

Mom: "Oh, and what else?"

Daughter: "Well then we watched as the police came and took Mr. Brown away"

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I love white rice, but hate brown rice! Does that make me rice-ist?

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What's brown and sits on a piano? Beethoven's last movement.

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What do laxatives and gentrification have in common? Both tend to displace brown populations.

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How do you bake toilet paper? Well, I don't know either, I just know how to brown it on one side.

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Have you heard the name of Chris Brown's latest album? Chris Brown's Greatest Hits ft. Rihanna

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating? Cause she found another woman's lipstick................on his knuckles.

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What's Chris Brown's favorite brand of headphones? Beats.

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What did the reddish poo say to the brown poo? "I feel flushed."

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Why was the Indian named Brown Behind? Because he had no TP.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Bonus: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

-Fo' Drizzle

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What did Chris Brown's future girlfriend text him that she later regretted? 'Hit me up'

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What is long, brown and runs around the garden? A fence.

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What's brown and stinky in my attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have penises drawn on them.

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I like my women like I like my diarrhea Brown, chunky, and on my face.

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What did Charlie Brown say when he was in a work conflict? Good grievance!

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My friend is trying to convince me to replace all my skin with a plush brown material But I won't be suede

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If it's yellow, let it mellow If it's brown, stop it at the border and submit it to extreme vetting.

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So the British government have just produced a white paper detailing their plan of leaving the EU Well, they weren't about to use black or brown paper now were they?

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If Rihanna were born in July... Then could it said that in 2009, Chris Brown beat Cancer?

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If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye

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Person X "will go down in history", I immediately think of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....... And Jenny from school who would also go down in history..... class.

Or so rumor had it.

Well Glen said she did, but Glen was so full of it, even his eyes were brown.

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Watching this election has been like watching my fantasy football team on sundays... Always projected number 1 in points
( owning bell, brown, rodgers) , and always losing games

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Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a radio station? The radio station only has 90 minutes of non-stop hits.

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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

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What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence

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What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rhianna? Hey man, I'd love to hit that.

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What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table...

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Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot.

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown? Artificial Intelligence!

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Any love for a dry sense of humor? This was my grandpas all time favorite joke of all time, and when he would tell it he would laugh uncontrollably for a solid 2 minutes.

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

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Latvia joke: What's brown and invisible? No potatoe. :(

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What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it

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