Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son on his first day of school? Bison.

What's a buffalo's 200th birthday called? A bisontennial.

A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt. As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: “Buffalo come.”

The chief asks “How can you tell?”

The man replies “Sticky ear.”

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial.

A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"

The hunter asked "How can you tell"

The guide replied "Ear sticky"

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison

Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground

He lifted his head up and said "Buffalo come"

The other said "How do you know?"

He said "ear sticky"

A little buffalo ask his dad, "How come you kiss uncle Steve the same way you kissed mommy?" "I'm Bison".

An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."

The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"

The Indian replied: "Sticky."

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ? Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison

Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.

What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away? Bison.

Even though we're nearing the 100th year anniversary of Buffalo Bill's death... ...can we still call it bison-tennial?

Tonto puts his head to the ground.... ...and says: "Buffalo come".

Lone Ranger: "How do you Know?"

Tonto: "Face Sticky.."

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bi-son

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!

What did the buffalo say to his son the day he left for college? Bison

A cowboy walks into a bar. He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three testicles and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".

What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? "Bison."

What did the buffalo say to his boy before going to work? Bison.

A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground. The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"
The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"
Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."

What did the buffalo say to his son going to college. Bye son

What did the Buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison!

A buffalo hunter hired a Native American guide One day while they were hunting the guide stopped, put his head to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo Come".

The hunter asked "How can you tell?"

The guide replied, "Ear sticky".

What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison...

What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he went to school? have a good day at school

What did the buffalo say to its kid as it left for college? Bison

What does a buffalo say to his kid to send him off to college? ... Bison

What did the buffalo dad say to his son as he left? Bison.

What did the buffalo say when her kid left to college? Bison.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when left for school? Bison.

What did the buffalo dad say to his son as he left him for school? Bison.