Hilarious Bus Driver Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bus Driver Jokes

Today I gave my seat to a blind lady on the bus, That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Whenever I see a female bus driver, I'm reminded of how far we have come as a society... Then I wait for the next bus

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Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person I was also fired from my job as a bus driver..

Edit: Thank you for the gold u/H4hack !

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I'm afraid to die alone. So I became a bus driver.

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I didn't want to die alone... So I became a bus driver.

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I gave up my seat for a blind man on the bus today That's how I lost my job as a bus driver

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If you want girls to be running after you Become a Bus Driver.

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Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind man But I was fired from my job as a bus driver

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I went for my interview to be a bus driver I told them 'Sorry I'm late'

They said 'you're hired'

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Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.

And then I wait for the next bus...

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How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late!

Interviewer: You're hired!

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My grandad the bus driver passed away peacefully in his sleep yesterday unlike his passengers

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A gave my seat up to a blind man The next day I got fired as a bus driver

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What did the bus driver say to the one-legged man? Hop on.

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I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind man. Then my stupid boss told me I'll never be a bus driver again.

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Today I gave a blind old woman my seat on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Today i gave up my seat to a blind old lady on the bus... thats how i lost my job as a bus driver.

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What’s the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1.

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As a bus driver, I've never gotten into a car accident in all my 20 years of experience. I have gotten into at least 15 bus accidents though.

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Never give up your seat for a lady. That's what got me fired as a bus driver.

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I asked the bus driver I asked my bus driver if she would let me and my brother, Jack, off at the next stop.

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What did the public masturbator say to the bus driver? "This is where I get off."

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Did you know that bus drivers are good for more than driving the bus. Thanks to them the pregnancy rate in nuns has dropped drastically

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I just finished reading a book about the bus driver from the Simpsons It was an Otto biography.

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What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes? Traffic jam

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Sometimes I look at my life and envy school bus drivers... At least all their problems are behind them

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The day I can’t do my job drunk is the day I hand over my keys today was my last day as a school bus driver

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Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind man. Today, I got fired from my job. Its not easy being a bus driver.

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Today I took a pizza on the bus... The bus driver said outraged: "My bus isn't some kind of restaurant." I then told him: " That's exactly why I brought my own food."

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Waiting at a bus stop for my bus that was late, another bus stops at my stop for a while, I asked the bus driver: "have you seen the number 5?" He said "yes, it looks like this -" and drew the number 5 in the air.

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The reason prostitutes are attracted to bus drivers... Because they have blow horn written on their trucks.

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Explaining my embarrassing transportation kink to a bus driver "Excuse me, this is where I normally get off"

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Dude is late for job interview for a bus driver. Dude: Sorry, I’m late.

Interviewer: you’re hired.

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I gave my bus seat to a blind man this morning... I lost my job as a bus driver.

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I crashed a party last night I'm no longer a party-bus driver

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus? A stand up driver.

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TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus

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A Chicago Bus Driver told me this one... Knock Knock....

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the last stop, kid. End of the line.

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Whenever i see a female bus driver... Whenever i see a female bus driver, I think of how far we've come as a society.
Then I wait for the next bus

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What do you call rude bus drivers? Bustards

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New Bus Driver Jokes

A bus driver arrives drunk He's very sad and can't go on like this

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That's the thing with bus driver bukkakes You wait ages for one to come and then they all come at once

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I got fired from my job as a bus driver Apparently, when you're a bus driver, you have to stop every once in a while.

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I got into a fight with a bus driver once Where do those people get off

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Like a nice human I am, i have up my seat to a blind person on a bus That's how I lost my job as a bus driver

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Two Jamaican tour bus drivers were having a conversation The one said to the other, I heard you had a busload of Christians today. What do they believe.
The driver answered, "Anything I tell them".

My uncle told this one

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I always get bored and frustrated jacking off three bus drivers at once. You're going at it for ages then suddenly...

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I stood up to let a old blind lady sit in my seat on the bus And that's how I got fired from my bus driver job

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Some say Donald Trump is a terrible joke of a president. Some say that's the reason he won in the first place. So by that logic, there's only one person who can be the next president. The bus driver.

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What's difference between a nun in Church and one in Cemetery late night? One is the nun, other is the bus driver.

^Ok, I'm sorry, I'm out.

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Just something I noticed in Infinity War. Turns out, Stan Lee was the bus driver all along.

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People on this sub need to stop thinking they can get a ton of likes just by saying "bus driver" said the bus driver

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I spent half an hour trying to come up with original bus driver jokes... ...but unfortunately I could think of nun

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What do you get when you mix up your reposts? I can't tell you, you're not the bus driver.

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I'm always looking out for others. One time I gave up my seat to a blind person the bus ..that's how I lost my job as a bus driver

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I gave up my seat to a blind woman on the bus... That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver

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The ambitious man who wanted the works He wanted to get paid to travel

He wanted a corner office with a view

He wanted to drive a company vehicle worth over a hundred grand

So he became a bus driver.

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Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? Because he hit a bump in the road.

What was the bump in the road?
Little Timmy.

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I believe all bus drivers are professional voyeurs. They get paid to watch people get off all day.

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Why does the school bus driver stop at all railroad crossings? He was trained.

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