Butterfly Jokes

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today she killed a cockroach.

I said "Nice try."

A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says, "No butter for one week!" The little boy kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. The little boy turns to his dad and says, "Are you gonna tell her or should i do it?"

A little boy... A little boy kills a butterfly.
Dad says : "No butter for you for a week!"

The little boy then kills a honeybee.
Dad says : "No honey for you for a week!"

Mom kills a cockroach.
The little boy asks : "Are you going to tell her or should I say it for you?"

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.

My daughter was playing in the garden when all of a sudden I saw her kill a butterfly. I said "just for that, you don't get any butter for a month!" Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said "nice try."

Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball.

Little Johnny kills a butterfly His dad says, "No butter for one week!" Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Dad says, "No honey for one week!" Mom kills a cockroach. Little Johnny turns to his dad and says, "shall I break the news to her?"

Imagine winning the 100m butterfly... What would you do with such a big insect?

ABCD... EFGADHD Ooo look a butterfly!

When I killed a... When I killed a honeybee dad told me no honey for a week.

When I killed a butterfly he said no butter for a week.

Well mom just killed a cockroach,
should I tell her for you?

Why did the little boy throw a stick of butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!

Again, thanks dad.

Did you hear about the butterfly that ate too many stones? ... he shat-a-pillar.

A fly just fell into my butter Now it's a butterfly


*My six year old just dropped this on me

When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.

What do you call it when a butterfly rules over a kingdom? A monarchy.

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?’ I said: ‘That’s a myth.’ She said: ‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly`

An Irish swimmer, A British swimmer and an American swimmer were at the Olympics The American asks

"What's your favourite stroke?
"Mines the butterfly"

The British swimmer says

"The backstroke"

The Irish swimmer says

"Margaret Thatcher's"

There are two types of people in this world Those who can stay focused and finish a task, and oh, look, a butterfly!

I hooked up with a martial artist last week. She floated like a butterfly, and now it stings when I pee.

Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window? To watch the butterfly

What is Donald Trump's favorite butterfly The monarch because it always goes back to Mexico

What do you call a BUTTERfly without any wings??? ;) ;) Dead. Definitely dead.

a kid goes to her dad. the girl says: “dad I killed a butterfly today”

the dad replied: “that’s not good. no butter for a month!”

the girl says: “I also killed a cockroach today”

the dad laughs: “nice try kiddo”

What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar.

If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it? A Butterfly!

My wife said: "Butterflies only live for a month." "That's a myth." I replied.

"No." She said. "It's definitely a butterfly."

What do you call a moth in a supermarket? I can't believe it's not butterfly.

Sister kills a butterfly So, My sister killed a butterfly, I say "no more butter for you." Then 40 minutes later, she comes to my room and says "i killed a cockroach," I say "that's not how it works."

I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web. A few days later it had turned into a spider.
Natures amazing.

I threw butter through a window. I wanted to see a butterfly.

A father watched his daughter kill a butterfly He went up to his daughter and said: “for killing the butterfly you get no butter for a week”

The next day his daughter saw a cockroach in the kitchen and stepped on it.

“Nice try” said her dad.

There are Two types of people in the world: People with short attention spans and oh look a butterfly!

So there was a dance and the butterfly couldn't come It was a moth ball

My niece is trying to learn how to tell jokes Knock knock

Who's there?

Butterfly

Butterfly who?

Butterfly stinking all over the place.

I stepped outside the other day and saw a butterfly wrapped in a cocoon. This morning when I went out it had turned into a spider. Nature is amazing.

Little Tommy steps on a honeybee... "No honey for a week!" Dad says as punishment.

Tommy then crushes a butterfly.

"No butter for a week!" Dad says.

Mom kills a cockroach.

Tommy leans to his dad and says, " Should you tell her or I should?"

What do you call Chris Pratt before he turns into a butterfly? A Pratt-erpillar.