Cabbage Jokes

Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law? It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.

A man named Eric Cole... ... discovered that there was a direct correlation between the amount of mayonnaise on his cabbage salad and how good it tastes.
He's calling this correlation Cole's Law.

We all know Murphy's Law, but little is known of Cole's Law "Shredded Cabbage."

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law

Dad Knowing the Laws... Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Son: Actually, no. What's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

You guys ever heard of Murphy's law? Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.

You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

“Have you heard of Murphy’s law?” “No, what is it?” “If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.” “Right, have you heard of Cole’s law?” “No, what is it?” “Thinly sliced cabbage.”

Have you guys heard of Murphy's law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you ever heard of Cole's law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.

Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law?


It's thinly sliced cabbage.

You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is? It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.

Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise. -Cole's Law

A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks. The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law... It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.

Hey, have you heard of Murphy's law? It states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But, have you heard of Cole's law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.

What did the religous carrot say to the cabbage? Peas be with you.

Everybody knows of Murphy's law, anything that can go wrong, will. But have you heard of Cole's Law? It's usually just finely shredded cabbage.

Vegetables What did the cucumber say to the cabbage when they got kidnapped by the tomato?

Lettuce go

Shredded cabbage tastes better than unshredded cabbage Cole's Law

What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law? Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.

The UK have just introduced a new law Whenever you buy Mayonaise it's now compulsory that you buy Cabbage and Carrots with it. They're referring to it as Coles Law

Laws -Have you heard of Murphy’s law?

-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

-What about Cole’s Law?

-No, what is it?

-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream

You’ve heard of Newton’s Law and Murphy’s Law, but do you know what Cole’s Law is? Thinly sliced cabbage

Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list.

What's the difference between a bag that you take onto an airplane and the vegetables grown in Bilbo's garden? One is cabin baggage, the other is Baggin's cabbage.

A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head

What is the law that requires cabbage to be shredded and covered in a vinaigrette? Cole's Law

What's it called when someone is murdered by a cabbage? Slaw-der.

I know. It's awful.

another math formula you dont remember from school: Cole's Law cabbage + mayo

Have you ever heard of Murphy's Law? "Have you heard of Murphy's Law"

"Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong"

"What about Cole's law?"

"No"

"It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream"

What did the Christian Cabbage say before eating? Lettuce Pray.

On my way to work, I saw a cabbage talking to a carrot My drug dealer didn’t lie

Why did the Momma cabbage hit her little baby cabbage? He was being too fresh!

Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer:



"STOP THE CAB-BAGE"

Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying.

You know about Murphy's Law, but do you know Cole's Law? It's just sliced cabbage

What did they call the popular cabbage in Vegetable school? Cool Slaw