Camouflage Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can’t run.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket.... You can hide, but you can't run

Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, "I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning."

"Thank you very much, sir."

Camouflage clothing is so ugly... It's no wonder you don't see anyone wearing it.

Sergeant Miller! Yes sir?

I didn't see you at the camouflage training yesterday!

Thank you sir!

Camouflage training "Soldier!"
"Yes, sergeant!"
"I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"
"Thank you, sergeant!"

Officer: Soldier, I did not see you in camouflage class. Soldier: Thank you sir.

A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'.

A sergeant at a training camp calls one of the new recruits to his office... "I didn't see you at camouflage training today!"

"Thank you so much, sir!"

camouflage training Drill Sergeant: "I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"

Corporal: "Thank you sir."

Officer: I did not see you in camouflage class... Soldier: Thank you, officer.

I heard today was National Camouflage Day But I don't see anybody else celebrating.

My Drill Sergeant said, “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning” I said, “Thank you sir”

"Private Jenkins, I did not see you in the camouflage-training yesterday!" "Thank you, sir!"

How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest? It barks.


My 4 yo made this up.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run

Some friends of mine recently lost their baby. They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up.

I went to the hunting store to buy some camouflage clothing... But I didn't see anything that I liked.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can’t run!

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can’t run.

Camoflage practice A sergeant was addressing his soldiers:

"Mark, I didn't see you at camouflage practice this morning"

To which Mark replied, "Thank you, sir!"

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but can't run!

“How did you get pregnant ?” Well those camouflage condoms my boyfriend used didn’t work

To the man in a wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run. (Hopefuly you haven't seen this reposted, I just thought of it)

In the Army Sergeant: "Private Ryan, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday!
Private: "Thank you, sergeant.

I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. "THANK YOU, SIR"

Was going to wear my camouflage pants today Couldn't find them.

Private, I did not see you in camouflage training today! Thank you, Sir!

To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier: You can hide, but you can't run.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket You can hide, but you cannot run...

What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant

I wanted to make a camouflage joke But I couldn't seem to find any

There's this new camouflage being developped that apparently makes soldiers invisible! You have to not see it to believe it.

General: soldier I have not see you in camouflage class today Soldier: Thanks, Sir!

I was mugged...... .....by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage. " Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can’t run.”

I went to the store to buy some camouflage coats. But I couldn't find any.

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today but I couldn't find it.