Cave Jokes

Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room.

[an old classic]

Hey girl are you a cave in Thailand? Cause I wanna leave some kids inside you

I thought Bill Gates would cave and release the new Microsoft Office early. But he kept his Word.

Hey girl are you a Thai cave? Cuz I want to put 12 kids in you

Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers It means they're already good divers.

Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai

My friend was surprised when I said I hadn't heard about the kids in Thailand being rescued Where have you been? Living in a cave?

A man wakes up with a lamp A man wakes up with a lamp in a cave, he rubs the lamp and the genie says 'you have one wish left.' In his excitement he asked "I Wish I truly knew myself ".
The genie laughed, 'that was your first wish!'
'What was my second wish? '
'To forget. '

What's the difference between the Tham Luang cave boys and the FIFA World Cup? The boys are coming home.

You would think with an entire soccer team stuck in a cave.... One of them would have known how to dive

Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave The first bat asks the second, “Do you remember the worst day of your life?”

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“I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.”

what does Geico and your girlfriend have in common? Shes so easy a cave man could do her.

Do you know who holds the world record for time spent in a cave? It turns out it's actually a Thai

What country is known for cave paintings? Denmark

Now that Brazil is out of the World Cup they should go help the Thai kids stuck in that cave... After all they're the world's most talented divers.

Two cavemen were chiseling on slabs of rock in a cave Suddenly one of the cavemen shouted, "I've did it! I've discovered zero!"

The other caveman asked, "What is it?"

The first caveman replied, "Oh, nothing."

Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later

Somebody should've told Logan Paul the Thai kids in the cave had died. He would have found them in no time.

Caveman Diet My wife put me on the cave man diet. She says that like our ancestors, we can only eat things you would gather or catch. After about six weeks of this, I've come to the conclusion, I can catch a pizza guy.

"The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive." I think they've hired Naymar.

I heard from the news that they finally got all the boys out of the cave. Another happy ending in Thailand, it seems.

It is taking much longer to rescue the boys trapped in the Thai cave. All the diving experts are participating in the World Cup in Russia.

When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there’s definitely gonna be a movie. There’s a ex US Navy Seal helping. They’re gonna make the movie all about him and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.

Brazil have sent star player Neymar to Thailand to help rescue the young footballers in the cave ...they heard they needed someone to teach them how to dive

I heard the last two kids rescued raced eachother to the end of the cave... Rescuers reported the race ended in a Thai.

Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs... ...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.

What's the difference between the Thai cave boys and English football? The boys are coming home

2 men exploring find a bat in a cave... Decide to go back and play baseball

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert

The news said that the Thai boys trapped in the cave system had no idea about the world outside following the happenings of the rescue, so I guess you could say that.... They were in the dark about their situation!

What's the difference between Neanderthal man, and Cro-magnon man? Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.

What's the difference between a Neanderthal man and a Cro-Magnon man? Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings...

If a Brazilian soccer team was stuck in a cave they would be out by now... Because they are good at diving

Why couldn't the Thai soccer team kids have SCUBA'ed their way out of the flooded cave complex earlier? Unfortunately, they're not professional soccer players and aren't proficient in the art of diving.

What does a German man's genitals have in common with a cave filled with minerals? They're both referred to as "mineshaft"

What did the Neanderthal's parents say when he told them he wanted to leave their cave and go live in a house? "Well, son, you are free to go and live the way you want to, but our door is always open."

What did the pianist say to the cave diver? C Sharp or B Flat

Thai soccer team and their coach gets stuck in underground cave for 15 days... ...still better divers than Neymar JR.

Now that those Thai kids are out of the cave, I can’t wait for the movie version where they’re all played by those kids from Stranger Things.