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If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
I bought a cheap thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off.
I had a breakthrough today and got in touch with my inner self. That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.
A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? "Because this stupid parrot keeps reposting crappy jokes" said the pet store employee.
Today i got in touch with my inner self That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
I just booked some cheap seats from United. They were in the nosebleed section.
My grandpa's so cheap... When he dies, he'll probably walk towards the light - and turn it off.
My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinching I've become since we got married… She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half…
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel. There’s no ballroom.
Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom.
What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me.
My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle". When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"
I like my women like I like my ramen noodles Hot, cheap, and Asian
My grandmother got my grandfather new pants and I asked him how they fit. He said, "Like a cheap castle." I said I was confused. He then explained, "No ballroom."
I like my women like I like my coffee... Exported for dirt cheap from third-world countries.
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel... There's no ballroom.
I got in touch with my inner self today... Last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper.
These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom.
For sale: Dead canary Not going cheap
An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand.
I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.
I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.
Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper.
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East? Low rents of Arabia.
I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off.
What do a man's thong and a cheap hotel have in common? No Ballroom
A kid asked his cheap dad for $5 "$4? What do you need $3 for? I've only got $2. Here's $1"
What does Matt Damon call it when he shops for cheap clothes? Goodwill Hunting
PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off.
Where do shrimp go to buy cheap things ? A prawn shop.
I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs They only throw them away.
So I hear Tickets to Guam are cheap this time of year....
So I finally got in touch with my inner self today... Never buying cheap toilet paper, again .
What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom.
Cheap British hookers are the best ...pound for pound
I got a cheap circumcision when I was young. It was a rip off.
LPT: Instead of buying welding gloves, get oven mitts from your local store... They are cheap and thin enough to remind you it's still 2020.
I bought some cheap single ply toilet paper the other day, and the brand name was Om. When I used it I really felt in touch with my inner self.
What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.
Meal-time on a cheap flight
It was meal-time during a flight on a cheap airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked.
'What are my choices?' I asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
What does Trump have in common with a cheap floppy disk? Single Sided, Double Density
My cheap leafblower broke again. It sucks
This ones a bit gross 14+. What do you call a cheap circumsision? A rip off
Three men are talking about cars.
The first man says, “I’m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.”
The second man says, “Well, I’m a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.”
The third man says, “I have the both of you beat. I’m a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.”
Why are compounds so cheap?
Because they are free of charge.
Thought of this one while in chem class
I'd dress as Tommy Wiseau for Halloween. But the costume and accessories aren't cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap.
What did the canary say when his cage broke? Cheap cheap cheap
Yo momma so cheap... ...that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What do biker shorts and cheap hotels have in common? No Ballroom.
What do you get when you cross cheap as-seen-on-tv cutlery with the most ridiculous group of characters in Dragonball Z history? The Ginsu Force.
Spam in the Middle Ages
A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:
"Get your sword forged for cheap"
What's the difference between a $62 and a $285,000 hooker? You'll get crabs from the cheap one, and lobsters from the other.
Why are deer testicles so cheap? Because they are under a buck.
A friend of mine got a cheap circumcision. He said it was a rip off.
Girl, are you a community college? Because you're cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for you if they can't do any better.
What do you call a baby chick from the dollar store? A cheap cheep-cheep
What do you call a cheap British cinema? a Nickelodeon
What do you call a cheap hooker at a concentration camp? A Hoe Low Cost
If ISIS was serious about killing Europeans It would sell cheap building supplies
Why is it considered spiritual to buy cheap toilet paper? Because you come to touch with your inner self.
I prefer cheap brothels. They provide the most bang for your buck.
Why would Cheap Apple Headphones make great shoelaces? Because they automatically tie themselves
What did the bird and the Scottish guy say to each other? cheap cheap cheap cheap
What do you say to a cheap pimp when he won't tell you what you need to hear? "Penny for your thots?"
What's the gadget apple promoted as innovative and cheap? The iLied.
What's a Mexican's favorite Cheap Trick song? A Texan will tell you "Surrender" but we all know it's "I Juan you to Juan me"
My dad said not to go to cheap, low class strip clubs, because I'll see things I shouldn't... Sure enough, I had to go and there's my dad getting a lap dance.
My friend said he got a cheap circumcision when he was a kid... What a rip off!
What do you call a discount circumcision? A cheap rip off
I was about to buy cheap tickets on United Airlines, But someone beat me to it
What does United Airlines and The United Center have in common? The cheap seat are nosebleed seats.
I tried to book cheap tickets on the United Airlines.. But someone beat me to it.
Me and the wife found a cheap pair of tickets with United Airlines and decided it was time to join the Mile High club. In the end all I got was beat off.
What do they call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
I would make a joke about the jews... But I'm not one for cheap humor.
What do cheap hotels and the jeans kids wear these days have in common ? They have no ballroom.
My friend said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot.
That was Cheap
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
I bought my girlfriend a book called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking Which is great for her, because not only is she a vegetarian...
A cheap chick A cheap chick only costs a poultry amount...
Talk is cheap. But AM radio still can't turn a profit.
Birds for sale... All of them are going cheap!
What's the difference between a flute and a prostitute? Nothing, they both get fingered and are never cheap.
Scientists have found a chemical in marijuana that can be used to develop a cheap printer ink. The first *stoner* cartridges ship in early 2018.
Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!
One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another.
Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea? Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
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