Hilarious Cheap Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Cheap Jokes

If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!

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I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off.

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I had a breakthrough today and got in touch with my inner self. That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.

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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? "Because this stupid parrot keeps reposting crappy jokes" said the pet store employee.

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Today i got in touch with my inner self That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room

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I just booked some cheap seats from United. They were in the nosebleed section.

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My grandpa's so cheap... When he dies, he'll probably walk towards the light - and turn it off.

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My wife's locked herself in the kitchen after we had a furious argument over how cheap and pennypinching I've become since we got married… She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half…

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Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel. There’s no ballroom.

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Girls pants are like a cheap hotel... ... no ballroom.

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What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.

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I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me.

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My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, "like a cheap castle". When I looked confused, he explained, "no ballroom"

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I like my women like I like my ramen noodles Hot, cheap, and Asian

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My grandmother got my grandfather new pants and I asked him how they fit. He said, "Like a cheap castle." I said I was confused. He then explained, "No ballroom."

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Exported for dirt cheap from third-world countries.

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Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel... There's no ballroom.

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I got in touch with my inner self today... Last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper.

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These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom.

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For sale: Dead canary Not going cheap

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An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand.

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I got gas today for $1.49. I couldn't believe it was that cheap. Then again, I don't know what else I expected going to Taco Bell.

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I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.

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Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper.

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What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East? Low rents of Arabia.

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I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off.

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What do a man's thong and a cheap hotel have in common? No Ballroom

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A kid asked his cheap dad for $5 "$4? What do you need $3 for? I've only got $2. Here's $1"

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What does Matt Damon call it when he shops for cheap clothes? Goodwill Hunting

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PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off.

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Where do shrimp go to buy cheap things ? A prawn shop.

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I don't understand why people buy cheap boomerangs They only throw them away.

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So I hear Tickets to Guam are cheap this time of year....

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So I finally got in touch with my inner self today... Never buying cheap toilet paper, again .

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom.

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Cheap British hookers are the best ...pound for pound

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I got a cheap circumcision when I was young. It was a rip off.

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New Cheap Jokes

LPT: Instead of buying welding gloves, get oven mitts from your local store... They are cheap and thin enough to remind you it's still 2020.

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I bought some cheap single ply toilet paper the other day, and the brand name was Om. When I used it I really felt in touch with my inner self.

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What do skinny jeans and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom.

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Meal-time on a cheap flight It was meal-time during a flight on a cheap airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked.
'What are my choices?' I asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.

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What does Trump have in common with a cheap floppy disk? Single Sided, Double Density

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My cheap leafblower broke again. It sucks

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This ones a bit gross 14+. What do you call a cheap circumsision? A rip off

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Three men are talking about cars. The first man says, “I’m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.”

The second man says, “Well, I’m a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.”

The third man says, “I have the both of you beat. I’m a proctologist, so I drive a brown probe.”

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Why are compounds so cheap? Because they are free of charge.

Thought of this one while in chem class

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I'd dress as Tommy Wiseau for Halloween. But the costume and accessories aren't cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap.

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What did the canary say when his cage broke? Cheap cheap cheap

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Yo momma so cheap... ...that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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What do biker shorts and cheap hotels have in common? No Ballroom.

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What do you get when you cross cheap as-seen-on-tv cutlery with the most ridiculous group of characters in Dragonball Z history? The Ginsu Force.

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Spam in the Middle Ages A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:

"Get your sword forged for cheap"

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What's the difference between a $62 and a $285,000 hooker? You'll get crabs from the cheap one, and lobsters from the other.

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Why are deer testicles so cheap? Because they are under a buck.

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A friend of mine got a cheap circumcision. He said it was a rip off.

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Girl, are you a community college? Because you're cheap, easy to get into, and people will settle for you if they can't do any better.

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What do you call a baby chick from the dollar store? A cheap cheep-cheep

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What do you call a cheap British cinema? a Nickelodeon

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What do you call a cheap hooker at a concentration camp? A Hoe Low Cost

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If ISIS was serious about killing Europeans It would sell cheap building supplies

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Why is it considered spiritual to buy cheap toilet paper? Because you come to touch with your inner self.

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I prefer cheap brothels. They provide the most bang for your buck.

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Why would Cheap Apple Headphones make great shoelaces? Because they automatically tie themselves

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What did the bird and the Scottish guy say to each other? cheap cheap cheap cheap

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What do you say to a cheap pimp when he won't tell you what you need to hear? "Penny for your thots?"

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What's the gadget apple promoted as innovative and cheap? The iLied.

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What's a Mexican's favorite Cheap Trick song? A Texan will tell you "Surrender" but we all know it's "I Juan you to Juan me"

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My dad said not to go to cheap, low class strip clubs, because I'll see things I shouldn't... Sure enough, I had to go and there's my dad getting a lap dance.

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My friend said he got a cheap circumcision when he was a kid... What a rip off!

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What do you call a discount circumcision? A cheap rip off

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I was about to buy cheap tickets on United Airlines, But someone beat me to it

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What does United Airlines and The United Center have in common? The cheap seat are nosebleed seats.

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I tried to book cheap tickets on the United Airlines.. But someone beat me to it.

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Me and the wife found a cheap pair of tickets with United Airlines and decided it was time to join the Mile High club. In the end all I got was beat off.

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What do they call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

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I would make a joke about the jews... But I'm not one for cheap humor.

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What do cheap hotels and the jeans kids wear these days have in common ? They have no ballroom.

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My friend said the drink I bought him tasted funny. It was a cheap shot.

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That was Cheap A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

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I bought my girlfriend a book called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking Which is great for her, because not only is she a vegetarian...

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A cheap chick A cheap chick only costs a poultry amount...

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Talk is cheap. But AM radio still can't turn a profit.

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Birds for sale... All of them are going cheap!

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What's the difference between a flute and a prostitute? Nothing, they both get fingered and are never cheap.

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Scientists have found a chemical in marijuana that can be used to develop a cheap printer ink. The first *stoner* cartridges ship in early 2018.

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Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!

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One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea? Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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