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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows. *But the road will have his vengeance.*
Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? [This joke isn't available for EU users]
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was from subway and could only make it half way.
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guy's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To find people who care about its cake day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far
Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.
How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.
A chicken joke
Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
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Knock , knock.
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Who's there?
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The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Because he was...Chicken
Ill^see^myself^out
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the White House on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range nuclear missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Gordan Ramsay: Because you didn't fu*king cook it
Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders wanted to show him a secret...
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles don't reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea’s long range ballistic missile can’t reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road first thing in the morning?
To go to Starbawwwks.
- Partial credit to my 5 year old.
Two men, about to be hung from the gallows
Dave turns to John, and asks:
Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?
John: I don't know.
Dave: Me neither, but I'll see you on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cus that's where he parked his coupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because only vegans were driving.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the people that he was no chicken.
~~Also to get to the other side.~~
Why did the chicken cross the road? To search for a place where people don't question its motives.
Why did the chicken cross the road into a parking garage? He'd been through a lot
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles can't reach that far.
Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ukraine: I don't know Russia why?
Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority
Why did the chicken cross the road with all its belongings on its back while getting bombed?
Don't pick on him he's only a chicken...
Sorry I meant Czechian
Why did the gender neutral chicken cross the road? Epstein didn't commit suicide.
Why did the disney chicken cross the road? Because he had friends on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other side was eggcellent
Why did the chicken cross the road? to watch the man lay bricks
Why did the chicken cross the road? ...to show the possum and armadillo that it could be done.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently to be clucking annoying. Seriously cluck open range laws sometimes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had pressed the crosswalk button, saw no traffic, and looked both ways.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car to get to the 'other side'
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean long range missles cant make it that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Their interests conflicted.
The chicken
My friend told me this the other day
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the ugly guys house.
Him: *knock knock*
Me: who's there?
Him: The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Russians made it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I don't speak chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To talk to the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken....
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the dummy's house... Knock knock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? His mom said "Ven bawk-a!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of range of Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? ..to get to his other sidechick
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw his coworker doesn't know how to lock his screen at work!
"Grandpa's version" of why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
why did the chicken cross the road because all her friends were egging her on
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought the black guy was following him. -Louis CK
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly mans house.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could join the Scotsman and the Frenchman at the bar
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-I don't know.
-To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Donald Trump
Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To end it all. To get to, the other side.
Why did half a chicken cross the road? To get to Subway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted a new highscore.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a female and can't drive.
Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
Why did the chicken cross the road North korean missles don't go that far
i asked my friend five mins before exam "why did the chicken cross the road" while he was studying, he answers " because he didn't have time for your jokes"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Him: why did the chicken cross the road?
Her: I don't know.
Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny?
Her: No.
Him: neither did the chicken.
Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road? There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Why didn't the cross-eyed chicken cross the road? Because it looked both ways first.
x-post from /r/philosiphy: "why do we laugh?" - Because it's all an inside joke, and you have to start thinking INSIDE THE BOX.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Let me just ask the question...
"How does a chicken know what a road is?"
/r/discuss
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