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Funniest Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was from subway and could only make it half way.
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the ugly guy's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To find people who care about its cake day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far
Why did the chicken cross the road? The road betrayed it first.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.
How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.
A chicken joke
Son: Dad, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Son: To get to the ugly man's house.
Me: Hmm...
Son: Knock! Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken!
Me: You're no son of mine.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
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Knock , knock.
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Who's there?
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The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was incredibly depressed. He wanted to die. Getting hit by a car would be easy. He wanted to get to the "other side."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Because he was...Chicken
Ill^see^myself^out
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the White House on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range nuclear missiles.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Gordan Ramsay: Because you didn't fu*king cook it
Why did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders wanted to show him a secret...
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the... *other* side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles don't reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea’s long range ballistic missile can’t reach that far.
Why did the chicken cross the road first thing in the morning?
To go to Starbawwwks.
- Partial credit to my 5 year old.
Two men, about to be hung from the gallows
Dave turns to John, and asks:
Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?
John: I don't know.
Dave: Me neither, but I'll see you on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cus that's where he parked his coupe.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because only vegans were driving.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the people that he was no chicken.
~~Also to get to the other side.~~
Why did the chicken cross the road? To search for a place where people don't question its motives.
Why did the chicken cross the road into a parking garage? He'd been through a lot
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles can't reach that far.
Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ukraine: I don't know Russia why?
Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority