Chili Jokes

How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is? Give it a weigh , give a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Do you know why I don't eat at Chili's or Applebee's? Because i'm old enough to microwave my own food...

Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili?? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!

How can you tell how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

What did the jalapeño say in the blizzard? I'm a little chili

How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...

What's the difference between a chili and rape? One's a pepper and one's assault

Why do Irish people only put 239 beans in their chili? If they add one more it would be too farty.

How do you measure the mass of a red hot chili pepper. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh. Give it a weigh now.

Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be "twofarty".

How can you tell how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? 🌶 Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

How do you find out how heavy a Chili Pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Some people say that when a pepper is really small it's a sign that it is very hot... ...but, in reality, it's a little chili

Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD? To get to the Otherside.

Why do the Irish only put two hundred and thirty nine beans in their chili? Because if they added just one more bean, it would be too farty!

Why is chili so annoying? Because it's always Jalopeño business.

Do you have any idea how heavy a chili pepper is? Why don't you go ahead and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

What do you call a hot dog with a sweater? A chili dog

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A hot-diggity-dog!

What happens when a chili pepper gets mad at you? He gets jalapeño face!!!

do you know how to tell how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? you give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

I visited my girlfriends family in Mexico during the summer. They all laughed at me for wearing a sweater.

But, my girlfriend told me it would be chili tonight

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund? A hot diggity dog.

What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die? Ghost Peppers.

Why’d the momma pepper put a jacket on her baby? Because he was a little chili

We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve. We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'.

A boy runs into his parent's bedroom at 3am and says, "Dad! Dad! There's a burglar in the kitchen eating all of mom's leftover chili!" The dad replies, "Go back to bed, son. We'll bury him in the morning."

What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business

So this bell pepper spots a jalapeño walking on the streets... and wants to know why he's all wrapped up in layers of clothes. "Hey," he says, "hey, aren't you a bit hot?"

"No," says the jalapeño, "I'm a little chili"

What's the most ironic food? Chili

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? They had to take it on the other side.

What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do whilst riding in a car after headbanging to Bohemian Rhapsody and they want to put a tape on of their music but Garth won't comply - do? Give it to Wayne, give it to Wayne, Give it to Wayne now

Dr. Pepper tried to sell jalapeño-flavored drinks in Iceland It was given a chili reception

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?! Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

You heard what Pedro the weatherman reported? Chili today, hot tamale

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

A man walks into a restaurant Waiter : Hello, what can I get you today?
Man : I would like some chili please.
Waiter : Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.
Man : I wourd rrike some chirri prease.

A Man walks into a Japanese Restaurant Man:Hello, Can I have some chili?
Server:I'm sorry sir, This is a Japanese Restaurant
Man: thinks for a few second
Man: Herro, Can I havo some Chiri?

What's Obi-Wan's favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song? Higher ground.