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Funniest Chin Jokes
What do you a call a really fat psychic? A four chin teller
What do you call the list of most grossly obese people in the world? Four-chin 500
Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin.
What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a fat psychic? A 4-chin teller.
What do you call a fat psychic? a four chin teller.
If someone calls you fat... Just turn the other chin.
What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller
There are two things I don't like about you Your chin.
Did you hear about the obese millionaire? He has a four chin.
Lost my wristwatch at a party once. A guy stepped on it while sexually harassing a girl. I punched him straight in the chin, knocking him out. Nobody does that to a girl, not on my watch.
Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin.
What do you call a fat medium? Four-chin teller
What do you call a fat person with a crystal ball? Four-chin teller
How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A 4 chin teller.
My dad just told me this one and I thought I'd share it
Patient: “Doc, it hurts when I touch here (taps forehead), here (taps nose), here (taps chin), pretty much everywhere.” Doctor: “You have a broken finger.”
What do you call a fat medium? A four-chin teller.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin
Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes...
How do you circumcise a boy from Missouri?
You kick his sister in the chin.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
How do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller
How do You Circumcise a Priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin
what do you call a fat phsychic? a four-chin teller.
It's Not My Fault I have a double Chin When God said he was handing out Chins, I thought he said "gins" and I said I'd have a double.
I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin.
What do Muslim men do while foreplay? Tickle the goat under it's chin.
What do you call a fat psychic? Four-chin teller.
There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin.
How do you circumcise a Priest? Kick the Altar boy in the chin.
What type of cookies do fat people eat? Four chin cookies.
Teacher: We found drugs in your son's backpack
Parent: Oh wow, really?
Teacher: Yes, it's very concerning
Parent: Very.. *rubbing chin*.. he should have sold them all by now
What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!
What is the flower that is located between your nose and chin? Two Lips
When life gets tough, I think about my parents... I take it on the chin like my mum, and just move on like my dad.
You know what they say about big chins? Wow thats a bIg chin.
I caught my chin shaving in the mirror. That's when I knew the LSD had kicked in.
I pointed out to a friend at a party that she had something on her face... She said, "it's probably just a little yogurt." She wiped her chin with her sleeve and looked at it. "Wait, come to think of it..."