Hilarious Circle Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins!

(Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.

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Why is it called the circle of life? Because it is pointless.

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Why is it called "the circle of life"? Because it's pointless.

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How qualified is a circle? It has 360 degrees.

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference.

The joke is you just learned math.

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What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope

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I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners

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What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?

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What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.

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A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless. Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.

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Why’s it called the circle of life? Because it’s pointless.

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What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

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What's the most useless shape? A circle. It's pointless.

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What do you get when you take the red circle off the Japanese flag? The French flag.

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I'm addicted to molasses... It's a viscous circle.

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The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There's absolutely no point to it.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins

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The circle is the most ridiculous shape in the world There's absolutely no point to it

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What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.

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What did the square say to the circle? Your life seems pointless

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter.

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Six months ago, my wife asked me to get in shape. Since then, I have been eating everything in sight. Today I am proud to say that I am a circle!

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What's round and bad tempered? A vicious circle

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A circle accidentally shot a square... his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

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What do you call the path of a truck turning 180 degrees? A semi-circle.

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What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together.

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Trying to date me is like dating a circle. It’s pointless

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How do you call a circle jerk that got way out of hand? A political party

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A circle went to a party uninvited "This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.

The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."

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What does the crew to the enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus fighting Klingons.

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Why cant you argue with a circle? It's pointless.

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What do the U.S.S Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons

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What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of christians? 360 no pope

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What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless."

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My girlfriend dumped me 5 days before our one year anniversary I guess you could say we made it full circle

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Why was the circle so depressed? His life was pointless.

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New Circle Jokes

10 guys were walking from the same point towards a circular park. Who was the tallest? All had equal height, beacuse ten-gents to a circle from the same point are equal.



\*Works better verbally\*

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I walked past a circle the other day. You could say i was ahead of the curve.

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What do you call a circle land lord? Sir come for rents

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I was thinking about how much of an idiot my friend was, for not responding to the roll call Then I realised I wasn't responding to the roll call, as I was busy thinking how much of an idiot he was. The circle of life.

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Why did the square say to the goth circle? "Quit trying to be edgy."

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The circle of Life has always confused me... every one that I bought has a square board.

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I once knew a man who spun Asian people round in a circle a few times and when he was done they would be European It’s the truth, he could disorient people.

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Why did the sXe kid get kicked out of the drum circle? Because a circle has no straight edges.

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Why was the circle sad? Everyone called him pointless

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A triangle was talking to a circle Triangle: you're pointless.

Circle: I know, that's how I roll.

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What’s a circle jerk? Beats me

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They had to cancel AP Circle Jerk at my school due to a lack of regular attendance. Everybody just comes and goes

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The circle of life is a square with three edges ... Love and empathy ....

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How many sides does a circle have? Two. The inside and the outside.

I'll see myself out.

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What institution has powerful old men who sexually assault people, has a sick inner circle of keeping people quite, influenced thousands of people, and has a black book? Hollywood

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How do you get a baby to crawl in a circle? Nail one of its hands to the floor

^i ^went ^too ^far

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Whoever designed the octagon was a genius. But whoever designed the circle definitely cut corners.

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How many sides does a circle have ? Two.

Inside & Outside

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The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.

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Why does the policeman live in a circle shaped house? So he can't be cornered.

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The circle of life... Has no point.

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My life is like a circle. It's pointless.

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What is it called when a pirate measures the area of a circle? Pi arrr squared

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What does the U.S.S Enterprise have in common with TP? They both circle Uranus wiping out cling-ons.

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I have a good circle of friends, but for some reason… …the police insist on calling them a ring...

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Let's give a circle of applause for Pi day No? Ok, sorry.

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Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise? They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons

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What does Scrabble and a circle jerk have in common? It's a great way for a family to come together.

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How many sea men can fit in a circle 2π rads

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.

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