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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins!
(Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
What do you call a British circle jerk? A Union Jack.
Why is it called the circle of life? Because it is pointless.
Why is it called "the circle of life"? Because it's pointless.
How qualified is a circle? It has 360 degrees.
What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?
There is no difference.
The joke is you just learned math.
What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope
I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners
What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?
What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless. Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.
Why’s it called the circle of life? Because it’s pointless.
What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
What's the most useless shape? A circle. It's pointless.
What do you get when you take the red circle off the Japanese flag? The French flag.
I'm addicted to molasses... It's a viscous circle.
The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world. There's absolutely no point to it.
What do you call a circle of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
The circle is the most ridiculous shape in the world There's absolutely no point to it
What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
What did the square say to the circle? Your life seems pointless
What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter.
Six months ago, my wife asked me to get in shape. Since then, I have been eating everything in sight. Today I am proud to say that I am a circle!
What's round and bad tempered? A vicious circle
A circle accidentally shot a square... his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."
What do you call the path of a truck turning 180 degrees? A semi-circle.
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together.
Trying to date me is like dating a circle. It’s pointless
How do you call a circle jerk that got way out of hand? A political party
A circle went to a party uninvited
"This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.
The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."
What does the crew to the enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus fighting Klingons.
Why cant you argue with a circle? It's pointless.
What do the U.S.S Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons
What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of christians? 360 no pope
What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless."
My girlfriend dumped me 5 days before our one year anniversary I guess you could say we made it full circle
Why was the circle so depressed? His life was pointless.
10 guys were walking from the same point towards a circular park. Who was the tallest?
All had equal height, beacuse ten-gents to a circle from the same point are equal.
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\*Works better verbally\*
I walked past a circle the other day. You could say i was ahead of the curve.
What do you call a circle land lord? Sir come for rents
I was thinking about how much of an idiot my friend was, for not responding to the roll call Then I realised I wasn't responding to the roll call, as I was busy thinking how much of an idiot he was. The circle of life.
Why did the square say to the goth circle? "Quit trying to be edgy."
The circle of Life has always confused me... every one that I bought has a square board.
I once knew a man who spun Asian people round in a circle a few times and when he was done they would be European It’s the truth, he could disorient people.
Why did the sXe kid get kicked out of the drum circle? Because a circle has no straight edges.
Why was the circle sad? Everyone called him pointless
A triangle was talking to a circle
Triangle: you're pointless.
Circle: I know, that's how I roll.
What’s a circle jerk? Beats me
They had to cancel AP Circle Jerk at my school due to a lack of regular attendance. Everybody just comes and goes
The circle of life is a square with three edges ... Love and empathy ....
How many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
I'll see myself out.
What institution has powerful old men who sexually assault people, has a sick inner circle of keeping people quite, influenced thousands of people, and has a black book? Hollywood
How do you get a baby to crawl in a circle?
Nail one of its hands to the floor
^i ^went ^too ^far
Whoever designed the octagon was a genius. But whoever designed the circle definitely cut corners.
How many sides does a circle have ?
Two.
Inside & Outside
The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.
Why does the policeman live in a circle shaped house? So he can't be cornered.
The circle of life... Has no point.
My life is like a circle. It's pointless.
What is it called when a pirate measures the area of a circle? Pi arrr squared
What does the U.S.S Enterprise have in common with TP? They both circle Uranus wiping out cling-ons.
I have a good circle of friends, but for some reason… …the police insist on calling them a ring...
Let's give a circle of applause for Pi day No? Ok, sorry.
Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise? They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons
What does Scrabble and a circle jerk have in common? It's a great way for a family to come together.
How many sea men can fit in a circle 2π rads
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
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