Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander? Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was... But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don’t priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud'

The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

I never realized how technologically advanced Moses was... But today I learned that he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells "Hey! You! Get off my cloud!"

The shepherd yells "Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud," but a Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."

The Spanish magician So there's this Spanish magician right and he says "I'll make myself disappear on the count of three".
"Unos..... Dos...." *BANG!" in a cloud of smoke he disappeared without a Tres.

What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger? One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"

The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Technically it was Moses..... that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

What kind of shorts does a cloud wear? thunderwear

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud."
A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.

What is the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone. A Rolling Stone says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud? Because he was the raining champion.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Do you know what the difference is between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stones song? The Rolling Stones song says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe".

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones sing "hey you... Get off of my cloud."

The Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."

What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud.

One cloud says to another, "Oh no, we don't have enough water to make a rainstorm" The other cloud says, "don't worry - we'll make dew"

Every cloud has a silver lining... ... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.

What is the difference between.... The Rolling stones, and a Scotsman?

Well, the rolling stones sing that song.

"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

and the Scotsman says

"Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!", but the Scotsman says "Hey! McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!

A boy asked his father one morning... Boy: Dad, where did I come from?

Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.

Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!

Father: ... Your point?

What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and a Scottish shepherd says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scottish people? The Rolling Stones sing "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" and the Scots say "Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

The Undercover Cloud One cloud asks the other why he is dressed weirdly, the cloud replies "Shhh, i'm in ***da sky's***".

Did you hear about the new Mexican magician? At the end of his show he says he shall disappear on the count of 3.

"Uno, Dos...(poof) a flash of cloud and he's gone.

He disappeared without a "tres"

What's the difference between a rolling stone and a Scottish shepherd? One says, "hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"

The other says, "hey Macleod! Get off of my ewe!"

What did the water vapor say when the cloud told it to make the grass wet? "Don't tell me what to dew."

Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.

I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.

What's the difference between a rolling Stone and a Scottish man 'hey you, get off my cloud!'...
Hey mcloud.. Get off my ewe!!!!!!!!

In Heaven, computers don't need a lot of space. It's all stored on the cloud.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud" but the Scotsman says "Hey, McCleod, get off of my ewe."