Hilarious Code Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Code Jokes

What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.

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We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it’s 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson’s Creek? It’s 90108 (for our lives to be over)

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99 bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code!
Take one down, patch it around.
127 bugs in the code.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs. Take one down, patch it around...

127 little bugs in the code.

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Homie: Can you do an “s” in Morse Code? Me: ...

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code

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99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.

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A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment.

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I am a programmer. A journalist asked me what makes a software code bad. I said... No comment

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99 little bugs in the code 99 little bugs. Take one down, pass it around, 483 little bugs in the code!

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Trinity: "I really can't stay." Neo: "Baby it's code outside."

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This actually just happened... *Wife: I wanna get into coding.

*Me: Oh, that sounds fun. You might even earn some
money on the side while you're at home. What language
did you wana code in ?

*Wife: English. Duh!

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I began speed reading, and just last night I read “The Da Vinci Code” in fifteen minutes. I know it’s only 4 words, but it’s a start.

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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible? No comment.

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99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code.

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Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw]

Me: What did it say??

Scientist: "Woof."

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How did the duck rob the bank? It quacked the code to the vault.

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Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.

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99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around, 126 bugs in the code

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My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet.

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24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code...

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So I went to a super rich hotel and apparently they have code names for everything... So I asked for an extra pillow and got a prositute

Now I have two prositutes and not enough pillows

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•••---•••. I regret that Remorse code

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"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

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If the ZIP code for Beverly Hills is 90210, what's the ZIP code for Dawson's Creek? 90108

(for our lives to be over)

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There are 10 types of people Those who can read binary code, and those who can’t.

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Do you code? A bit.

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I was invited to a party... The dress code said "black tie only".

But when I got there, I noticed other people had worn shirts and trousers too

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My boss asked me why I don't like to code in Python. I just find it too constricting.

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Between my friends, museum is code word for Strip Clubs... ... because NO TOUCHING!!

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What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret? Norse code.

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I was walking by a house the other day that was being worked on and the guy hammering on the roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse Code.

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Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"? Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"

Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"

Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"

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There are 10 kinds of people on Earth: those who understand binary code, and those who don't. Not many will get the joke, though. Look up binary code if you don't.

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How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2? Norse code

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How does a Ham Radio buff send a break-up message? Remorse Code

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What are the first three numbers of an opera singer's phone number? aria code

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What do you call writing code for speakers? Stereotyping!

(I laughed too hard when I thought of this, I’m so lame.)

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How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!

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New Code Jokes

What do you call a family pucture in somalia ? A bar code

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Why don’t the prostitutes ever show the man behind their trips? For the same reason we keep our bank pin code private

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How do sad people communicate? Morose code.

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At my new job, we have a very casual dress code. In fact... One of my coworkers got fired for wearing a tie and a jacket.

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A priest starts hacking into Vatican computer system After thousands lines of code, he presses enter, waits for few seconds and when the screen refreshes, he says:

Amen

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Why everybody dance when I code? Because I make all-go-rhythm

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In my city, milk production and supply is managed in only one area It has a pin code 800855

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I forgot it there was a tropical dress code, today at work. I showed up in a heavy raincoat. My boss (who was angry with me): What the heck Johnson! Didn't you get my email on the dress code?



Me: I take it you've never been to a tropical rain forest.

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What did Shakespeare write in his code? (2b || !2b)

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So basically i was programming when I tried to execute it, it said error on line 347.
But my code had only 346 lines.

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Why did noone understand the programmer? He was talking in code.

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Why do Americans always have a date? Because their international calling code is +1

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How do Vikings communicate? Norse code!

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I hate it when mosquitoes land on my computer screen when I'm working... ...it's bugging my code

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007 is both James Bonds number and Russias country code, a coincidence...? ...yes, that's a coincidence.

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How did people apologize back in the day? With reMorse code

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I wrote a code to find photos of the sun on August 21... ...my friend said, "Woah! Can you send it to me?"

To which I replied, "No problem. I'll just write an email to you and attach it with e-clips."

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Posted a BYU/Utah joke yesterday. Here's another Did you hear about University of Utah's honor code?

Yes, your honor. No, your honor. Thank you, your honor.

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I'm a Programmer that doesn't know code Some say I'm just Div'ing my own grave.

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What's the difference between a Klan meeting and a court room in the south? Just the dress code.

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Programmer Joke 99 Bugs in the Code
99 Bugs in the Code
Take one out, patch it up,
132 Bugs in the Code.

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The thing about the police force of zip code 55378 is... They are Savage's

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What did the man say inside a simulation of Antarctica? This is really code.

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If wives were bombs, what would their trigger code be? Calm Down

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What did the construction worker say when people complained that his building didn't meet code? "I did asbestos I could."

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What group of creatures go by the base-8 code number 3.110375524210264302151423063050560067016321122011160210514763071...? Octopi.

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What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai

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Given how much damage Trump is doing to the environment... his secret service code name is officially "Agent Orange".

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I tried to learn how to code but I just couldn't hack it..

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The KGB's code name for Trump has been revealed. Agent Orange

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«you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»

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What's Trump's Secret Russian Code Name? Agent Orange

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Secret Number Mr. Bean went to an ATM machine to take out some money. when he pressed his secret code number, one of the customers behind him told him that he saw his secret code number 123456.
Mr. Bean said, "You are wrong , my secret code number is 738555."

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What’s it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code.

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I always use 09/11 as my pass code... ... so I'll "never forget."

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My mexican friend sent me a code about a serial killer . " Ted † "

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