Coming Out Jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants. The bartender looks up and says "Hey Pirate, you've a got a steering wheel coming out of the front of your pants!"

The pirate says "Argh, it's driving me nuts."

Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.

Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

Trump has a new collection of neckwear coming out Russian Mob Ties

“Why is there music coming out of your printer?” “That will be the paper jamming again!”

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet.

If an animal was little, blue and had leaves coming out of it you'd think it's odd But if it was a Pokemon, you'd think it's just Oddish.

Did you hear that Apple is coming out with YET ANOTHER new iPhone model? Critics are calling it the iPhone Xs.

(Edit: I hate to put this here but: pronounced like “Excess”)

I've got a book coming out soon. Shouldn't have eaten it, really.

"Why is there music coming out of your printer?" "That will be the paper jamming again!"

I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again

Ruger has a new gun coming out. The Congressman. It doesn't work & you can't fire it.

Did you hear about the serial killer who was coming out of retirement? He's taking another stab at it.

I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper is jamming again...

What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east? My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,

and they're like like "allahu akbar",

watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,

I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European

I hear North Korea is coming out with some new cloning technology... I can't wait to meet Kim Jong-deux.

I couldn't figure out why my data wasn't coming out like my classmate's, until I realized I dropped a square root in the formula. I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change.

So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70.

Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster

So I heard the Michael Jackson Estate is coming out with it's own line of Caviars It's true! It comes on little white crackers.

I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head My plumber calls it a "meatier shower".

I can't look at my father after his coming out He's trans-parent.

So I heard a new Mama Mia movie was coming out. Oh boy, here we go again.

AI will silently take over a lot of industries until it gets to carpentry... then suddenly everyone will start coming out of the wood work

So, there's this book all about watches. It tells you about the history of watches, how they work, all sorts of things. It's coming out tomorrow.


It's about time.

I wanted to reserve a copy of a new novel coming out But they were all booked

I was wondering why music was coming out of my printer? Apparently the paper was jamming.

What's the most popular music at Muslim coming out parties? Hard Rock.

The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face

New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy. It's called "Ear Bud."

What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya.

Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday.

After 100 year, Tolkien's Beren and Luthien is coming out. Still faster than George RR Martin.

Elon Musk is coming out with a new Tesla model The Model Ex... it's going to be the most expensive Telsa to date.

Coming out of the closet in 2018 Mom.. Dad.... I have to tell you something and you may not like it.... sometimes when I visit the neighbor boy... we lock the door to his room.. and watch the NFL

Area 51 and constipation are the same my dad says A lot goes in but aint nothing coming out.

Are you going to see the movie Constipation? I don't know when it's coming out.

A guy with a steering wheel protruding from his fly walks into a bar ... The barman: mate, you know you've got a steering wheel coming out your fly ?

Man: yeah I know, it's driving me nuts