Comma Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of is paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

My 3 Favorite Things My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma? A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

I was walking passed a farm and a sign said ‘Duck, eggs’. I thought, that’s an unnecessary comma. And then it hit me.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause.

I was walking past a farm and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma…” – and then it hit me.

What is the difference between a Comma and a Cat? A comma is a pause at end of clause and a cat has claws at the end of its paws.

Edit: Disappointment

I misplaced something at the office. A nice man in a turban helped me locate it. I guess it's true what they say. Sikh and you shall find.

(edit: same man teased me about the pronunciation. It was good natured, but it was still a Sikh burn)

(also a comma)

My girlfriend said she hates being on her period. I told her it was better than being in a comma.

EDIT: The fact this post hasn’t got more upvotes is an apostravesty!

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between a comma and a cat? One has a pause at the end of a clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause.

Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar. They both had a great time.

My friend was in a comma The doctor said "Do you mean coma?" and I replied "No, it's just a short rest."

If I had a puppy I'd name it comma. Why? Because of its small pause.

What is the difference between a comma and a cat? One is a pause at the end of a clause, while the other has claws at the end of its paws.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma has a pause and the end of it's clause.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the of a clause.

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? The cat has its claws at the end of its paws while the comma has its pause at the end of its clause.

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court They're awaiting their sentence

After years of saving, I finally have a comma in my bank account! $ -1,250

What's the difference between a comma and a cat? One's a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws.

What's the difference between a comma and a cat? One is a pause at the end of a clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws.

There was a time when I used a comma at the end of a sentence. It was the worst period of my life.

My dad text me saying, "Don't try to be someone you're not." It hurt when he added, "Oops, forgot the comma after 'someone'."

Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma

I was walking past a farm and read the sign "Duck, eggs". I thought to myself that is an unnecessary comma... then it hit me!

Capital letters are make the difference A capital letter and a comma makes the difference between

'helping your uncle Jack, off a horse'

and

'helping your Uncle, jack off a horse'