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We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them
Veganism is like Communism They are both fine, unless you like food
Communism sounds good on paper... ...unless you’re reading a history book.
What's the difference between communism and a pencil? The pencil works on things other than paper.
We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...
We should’ve known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
Stalin should have known that Communism wouldn't work. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.
Old Soviet Joke
Little Boy: What will Communism be like when perfected?
His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.
Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?
His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."
We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
A son and daughter walk up to their father.
Son: Dad which one of us do you love more?
Father: My love for you is like communism.
Daughter: So equally?
Father: No, it collapsed 40 years ago.
Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized
If communism doesn't work, why do so many people still support it? They don't work either.
Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them
I know a communism joke But it's only funny if EVERYONE gets it.
Communism jokes are just not funny
Unless everyone else get them.
Edit: thanks for the upvote
We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags
Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise There were many red flags
Lenin should've known communism wouldn't work... There were red flags everywhere.
I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone
My friend ask me for my thoughts on Communism I told him, "I will not share."
Stalin should’ve known communism was a bad thing There were red flags everywhere
Why did everyone hate communism? I'd give it full Marx
Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny Unless everyone gets them
I once took an elective on Communism in History I got full Marx
Communism jokes aren't that funny.. Unless everybody gets it..
I would tell a joke about Communism But it isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx.
Joseph Stalin should have known Communism wouldn't work.
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I mean seriously,there were red flags everywhere.
If communism was time it'd be hours.
If communism doesn't work then why do so many people support it? They don't work either!
Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3
- Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner
Why didn't people get laid during Communism? The State seized the means of **re**production
Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism? The Leader was Stalin
in the next 50 years we will all be living under communism because when AI will enslave us we will all be **equally** miserable.
What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works.
If communism doesn't work, why do so many people support it ? Because they don't work either.
Friend: "What's your opinion on communism?" Me: "I don't want to share"
You remind me of Communism no class at all
Communism jokes are only funny when everyone gets them. XD
Did you hear about the new Call of Duty game?
It's called:
Call of Communism: Modern China
My brother asked me how communism came about I said “Some guy just went sickle mode”
What do elementary school indoor recess and communism have in common? They’ve both caused mass panics wherever they were implemented.
summer is like communism there are no classes
Communism works in theory. Real communism hasn't been tried out yet -sent from Iphone X
We should of known that Communism would fail There were quite a lot of red flags
Why are so many young people turning to socialism and communism? Because then they can seize the memes of production.
What do you get when you mix Sicko Mode with Hammer Time? Communism.
Communism will never work in Greece Because communism is the working class's ideology
What do communism and a essay writer who plays no sport have in common? They work on paper, but not in practice.
They should have known that communism wouldn't work There were red flags all over
Communism helped America in coldwar Stalin to his people: We will win this war, I means US
I've got a joke about communism but it's not for everyone Food.
My friend was giving a speech on the benefits of communism at an auditorium But he kept Stalin
Under capitalism man exploits man... Under communism the reverse is true
Communism jokes aren’t funny They’re all the same.
What's the difference between socialism and communism. I don't know, ask Venezuela.
I dropped out of Communism class Marx were bad.
Communism jokes aren't funny because they have no class
Why did the communist laugh? Because communism is a joke.
What's the difference between Capitalism and Communism? In a capitalist society, man exploits man. In a communist society, it's the other way around.
Why was everyone named Ezekiel in the Soviet Union? Because everyone Ezekiel in communism.
What do 2 Indians have when they are talking about Communism? Comrajery.
Is there a difference between capitalism and communism? Yes, in principle. With capitalism, man exploits man. But with communism, it is precisely the opposite.
"If communism doesn't work, why do you support it?" "Because I don't work either"
If communism doesn't work, why do so many support it? Because they don't work either
If you tell a joke about communism Does everyone have to get it?
Communism jokes... Communism jokes are only funny if everybody gets it.
I feel like most jokes about communism are pretty low effort But at least everyone gets them
I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.
Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
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