Hilarious Communism Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Communism Jokes

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Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them

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Veganism is like Communism They are both fine, unless you like food

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Communism sounds good on paper... ...unless you’re reading a history book.

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What's the difference between communism and a pencil? The pencil works on things other than paper.

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We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags...

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We should’ve known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.

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Stalin should have known that Communism wouldn't work. I mean, there were red flags everywhere.

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Old Soviet Joke Little Boy: What will Communism be like when perfected?

His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.

Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?

His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."

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We should have known Communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.

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A son and daughter walk up to their father. Son: Dad which one of us do you love more?
Father: My love for you is like communism.
Daughter: So equally?
Father: No, it collapsed 40 years ago.

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Why is Communism one of the most ironic words? It's Capitalized

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If communism doesn't work, why do so many people still support it? They don't work either.

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Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them

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I know a communism joke But it's only funny if EVERYONE gets it.

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Communism jokes are just not funny Unless everyone else get them.

Edit: thanks for the upvote

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We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags

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Communism's fall shouldn't have come as a surprise There were many red flags

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Lenin should've known communism wouldn't work... There were red flags everywhere.

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I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone

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My friend ask me for my thoughts on Communism I told him, "I will not share."

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Stalin should’ve known communism was a bad thing There were red flags everywhere

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Why did everyone hate communism? I'd give it full Marx

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Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets it.

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Jokes about communism aren't funny Unless everyone gets them

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I once took an elective on Communism in History I got full Marx

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Communism jokes aren't that funny.. Unless everybody gets it..

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I would tell a joke about Communism But it isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Joseph Stalin should have known Communism wouldn't work. 

I mean seriously,there were red flags everywhere.

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If communism was time it'd be hours.

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If communism doesn't work then why do so many people support it? They don't work either!

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Capitalism has many problems but communism only has 3 - Breakfast
- Lunch
- Dinner

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Why didn't people get laid during Communism? The State seized the means of **re**production

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Why did it Take so long For Russia to abolish Communism? The Leader was Stalin

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in the next 50 years we will all be living under communism because when AI will enslave us we will all be **equally** miserable.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works.

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If communism doesn't work, why do so many people support it ? Because they don't work either.

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Friend: "What's your opinion on communism?" Me: "I don't want to share"

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You remind me of Communism no class at all

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New Communism Jokes

Communism jokes are only funny when everyone gets them. XD

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Did you hear about the new Call of Duty game? It's called:

Call of Communism: Modern China

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My brother asked me how communism came about I said “Some guy just went sickle mode”

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What do elementary school indoor recess and communism have in common? They’ve both caused mass panics wherever they were implemented.

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summer is like communism there are no classes

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Communism works in theory. Real communism hasn't been tried out yet -sent from Iphone X

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We should of known that Communism would fail There were quite a lot of red flags

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Why are so many young people turning to socialism and communism? Because then they can seize the memes of production.

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What do you get when you mix Sicko Mode with Hammer Time? Communism.

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Communism will never work in Greece Because communism is the working class's ideology

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What do communism and a essay writer who plays no sport have in common? They work on paper, but not in practice.

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They should have known that communism wouldn't work There were red flags all over

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Communism helped America in coldwar Stalin to his people: We will win this war, I means US

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I've got a joke about communism but it's not for everyone Food.

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My friend was giving a speech on the benefits of communism at an auditorium But he kept Stalin

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Under capitalism man exploits man... Under communism the reverse is true

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Communism jokes aren’t funny They’re all the same.

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What's the difference between socialism and communism. I don't know, ask Venezuela.

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I dropped out of Communism class Marx were bad.

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Communism jokes aren't funny because they have no class

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Why did the communist laugh? Because communism is a joke.

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What's the difference between Capitalism and Communism? In a capitalist society, man exploits man. In a communist society, it's the other way around.

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Why was everyone named Ezekiel in the Soviet Union? Because everyone Ezekiel in communism.

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What do 2 Indians have when they are talking about Communism? Comrajery.

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Is there a difference between capitalism and communism? Yes, in principle. With capitalism, man exploits man. But with communism, it is precisely the opposite.

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"If communism doesn't work, why do you support it?" "Because I don't work either"

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If communism doesn't work, why do so many support it? Because they don't work either

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If you tell a joke about communism Does everyone have to get it?

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Communism jokes... Communism jokes are only funny if everybody gets it.

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I feel like most jokes about communism are pretty low effort But at least everyone gets them

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.

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