I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic He said “I don’t know. I’m not really into politics.”
I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.
I told a joke about Coronavirus and nobody laughed Except that Chinese kid in the back. He got it.
This time next year you guys will be laughing about all the Coronavirus fears of today... Not every one of you, of course.
Coronavirus isn't Trumps Fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's Fault. Sars wasn't Brush's fault.... And only a handful of cases of herpes were Clinton's fault.
There have been countless people criticizing Donald Trump for his delayed reaction to the Novel Coronavirus Probably could have gotten things going a lot quicker with a picturebook Coronavirus
Coronavirus cases in North Korea update:
I told a Coronavirus joke to a group of people Everyone eventually got it, but the Chinese guy, he got it right off the bat.
3:15pm So the hockey season got cancelled in Canada because of the coronavirus 6:30pm Canada is now testing the vaccine for coronavirus
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I hope the Coronavirus issue gets resolved before tick season Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
Corona virus is just like pasta The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Coronavirus update: Everyone at John Lennon airport has been quarantined. Imagine all the people
I have always suspected that people are selfish and during disasters will only look after number 1... ...but the Corona virus is proving they are more concerned with number 2's.
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily... Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
Harvey Weinstein has coronavirus Must suck to have something invade your body against your will.
My 6-year-old wrote a timely coronavirus joke
What did the coronavirus say to the broccoli?
"Let's be friends", because we're both bad things.
The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes are starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientist claim it might become a pundemic!
Look, if we're gonna get full-on racist about where the corona virus came from we might as well call it the Kung Flu.
You can't be too careful with this corona virus... I just called my mother in-law not to come over for Christmas.
What's the difference between Coronavirus and my dad? Coronavirus only takes five days to appear.
Corona virus is kinda like my jokes Funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now
You know the reason they call it, “Florida man” Because there’s only going to be one guy left in florida when all this coronavirus stuff is over.
Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan.
Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa
He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends
He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame
If the Coronavirus really was made in China, we don't really have much to worry about... ...it won't last long.
We have passed 10 million subscribers. Thank you very much for joining us. Sincerely Coronavirus
What did the head of WHO say when he was asked, "How did China's president convince you Coronavirus is under control?" Xi blinded me with science.
Doctor, when is the coronavirus pandemic going to end? I don't know, I'm not that into politics.
If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and.. Why K-pop?
What's the difference between the coronavirus and a BMW? The coronavirus has the pricks outside.
Coronavirus has finally made me less racist Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk
My fortune cookie said that something positive would happen to me this week and it finally happened!!! Guys do you know what this coronavirus thing is?
Cute pickup line below I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can’t stop staring achoo
Quarantining and social distancing for coronavirus has caused dating to become less distinct It's harder to make out
Donald Trump set a new world record today.
He has helped America to get to 1 million cases of Coronavirus the fascist.
For the first time this year I didn't go in a European trip due to coronavirus Every year I don't go because of money
Next year we'll be laughing about the great Coronavirus fears of today \-Not every one of us, of course...
Y’all heard of that new disease called Delicious? It’s a perfect mix between Coronavirus and Lyme disease
It’s recently been discovered coronavirus spreads fastest on pirate ships It’s because they have a really high R number
In recent weeks, interest in reading long works of fiction has gone way down Due to the novel coronavirus
My Mom’s sister got Coronavirus so I bought her a new computer. The warranty said it came with free “Aunty-virus” protection software.
The worst part of having to do zoom classes out due to coronavirus is I keep getting bullet holes in my monitor
My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus Please send him your thots and players
This coronavirus quarantine is great.. Today I set a new personal record for beers consumed during Mass.
A Coronavirus sketch I just watched on tv: A couple struggling to survive being cooped up at home are feeling a bit better as they finish off their fourth glass of wine for each. And the wife says "Well we made it to 10 am."
My wife and coronavirus have something in common. I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it.
If the coronavirus were to come from somewhere in Japan, what do think Trump would call it? Probably the kimono-virus.
So there I was -
- out of work, day drinking in my underwear and moaning about the future.
Then the coronavirus hit.
Doctors discovered that during the coronavirus quarantine your food tastes different. It’s either a symptom or it’s because everybody started washing their hands.
Florida man with coronavirus arrested for coughing on people in public.
Says he was “spreading positivity”
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.