All countries eventually got coronavirus But China got it right off the bat.
What can the coronavirus do that the us government can't? Stop school shootings
I asked my doctor when we could anticipate an end to the coronavirus epidemic He said “I don’t know. I’m not really into politics.”
I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.
Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022! Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
My girlfriend is like the coronavirus I don't have the coronavirus
I told a joke about Coronavirus and nobody laughed Except that Chinese kid in the back. He got it.
This time next year you guys will be laughing about all the Coronavirus fears of today... Not every one of you, of course.
Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death Plaguearism
I like my women how I like my Coronavirus 19 and easy to spread
Coronavirus isn't Trumps Fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's Fault. Sars wasn't Brush's fault.... And only a handful of cases of herpes were Clinton's fault.
There have been countless people criticizing Donald Trump for his delayed reaction to the Novel Coronavirus Probably could have gotten things going a lot quicker with a picturebook Coronavirus
Coronavirus cases in North Korea update:
I told a Coronavirus joke to a group of people Everyone eventually got it, but the Chinese guy, he got it right off the bat.
3:15pm So the hockey season got cancelled in Canada because of the coronavirus 6:30pm Canada is now testing the vaccine for coronavirus
xi jinping has coronavirus He is now called winnie the flu
Don’t worry, the coronavirus won’t last long. Because it’s made in China.
Chuck Norris caught the coronavirus but later decided to let it go.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I hope the Coronavirus issue gets resolved before tick season Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
Corona virus is just like pasta The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Coronavirus update: Everyone at John Lennon airport has been quarantined. Imagine all the people
What's the best thing about telling a coronavirus joke? Everyone will get it eventually.
When do the coronavirus symptoms start to kick in? Right off the bat
I have always suspected that people are selfish and during disasters will only look after number 1... ...but the Corona virus is proving they are more concerned with number 2's.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be.. “Made in China”
I would tell you a Coronavirus joke But it would take 2 weeks to find out if you get it.
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily... Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
Harvey Weinstein has coronavirus Must suck to have something invade your body against your will.
My 6-year-old wrote a timely coronavirus joke
What did the coronavirus say to the broccoli?
"Let's be friends", because we're both bad things.
Coronavirus arrives in the USA. Mexico: So, about that wall......
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus? Corona actually spreads
My uncle stopped smoking because of coronavirus RIP uncle Jim.
The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes are starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientist claim it might become a pundemic!
Look, if we're gonna get full-on racist about where the corona virus came from we might as well call it the Kung Flu.
Omg, the coronavirus has killed 12 Brazilian people! How many is a brazilian?
You can't be too careful with this corona virus... I just called my mother in-law not to come over for Christmas.
What's the difference between Coronavirus and my dad? Coronavirus only takes five days to appear.
Corona virus is kinda like my jokes Funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now
Whats the difference between the coronavirus and 737MAX? The coronavirus is airborne.
Why did the Coronavirus cross the road? Cuz it likes to walk old people to the other side.
They say that coronavirus kills you... But we polled 25,000 Americans and not a single one had died! Who needs masks?
It’s going to be dangerous to trick-or-treat this Halloween due to the coronavirus pandemic. The only way you’re getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store.
You know the reason they call it, “Florida man” Because there’s only going to be one guy left in florida when all this coronavirus stuff is over.
They say coronavirus came from China. I am not buying it, no one can sneeze that hard.
Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan.
Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa
He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends
He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame
If the Coronavirus really was made in China, we don't really have much to worry about... ...it won't last long.
Michael J. Fox has contracted coronavirus Contact tracing shows he got it from shaking hands
What would be the scariest coronavirus costume? One without a mask
We have passed 10 million subscribers. Thank you very much for joining us. Sincerely Coronavirus
What did the head of WHO say when he was asked, "How did China's president convince you Coronavirus is under control?" Xi blinded me with science.
Doctor, when is the coronavirus pandemic going to end? I don't know, I'm not that into politics.
If you could end coronavirus by sacrificing one genre of music, then which one would it be and.. Why K-pop?
What's the difference between the coronavirus and a BMW? The coronavirus has the pricks outside.
Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now. Already 8,931,812 followers and counting.
Coronavirus has finally made me less racist Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk
My fortune cookie said that something positive would happen to me this week and it finally happened!!! Guys do you know what this coronavirus thing is?
Coronavirus has made me less racist Now I also cross the street when a white person approaches me on the sidewalk
Cute pickup line below I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can’t stop staring achoo
What does Coronavirus and Cops have in common? They both take your breath away.
Yo mama is like the coronavirus She keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her.
Quarantining and social distancing for coronavirus has caused dating to become less distinct It's harder to make out
Donald Trump set a new world record today.
He has helped America to get to 1 million cases of Coronavirus the fascist.
For the first time this year I didn't go in a European trip due to coronavirus Every year I don't go because of money
Next year we'll be laughing about the great Coronavirus fears of today \-Not every one of us, of course...
Y’all heard of that new disease called Delicious? It’s a perfect mix between Coronavirus and Lyme disease
It’s recently been discovered coronavirus spreads fastest on pirate ships It’s because they have a really high R number
In recent weeks, interest in reading long works of fiction has gone way down Due to the novel coronavirus
CDC announces a new dye that turns coronavirus black so police will kill it for us.
I got a chest X-Ray and thank god I don’t have coronavirus Just a xenomorph.
My Mom’s sister got Coronavirus so I bought her a new computer. The warranty said it came with free “Aunty-virus” protection software.
The worst part of having to do zoom classes out due to coronavirus is I keep getting bullet holes in my monitor
My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus Please send him your thots and players
This coronavirus quarantine is great.. Today I set a new personal record for beers consumed during Mass.
A Coronavirus sketch I just watched on tv: A couple struggling to survive being cooped up at home are feeling a bit better as they finish off their fourth glass of wine for each. And the wife says "Well we made it to 10 am."
My wife and coronavirus have something in common. I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it.
If the coronavirus were to come from somewhere in Japan, what do think Trump would call it? Probably the kimono-virus.
So there I was -
- out of work, day drinking in my underwear and moaning about the future.
Then the coronavirus hit.
Chuck Norris Caught CoronaVirus The CoronaVirus is now hospitalized on ventilator support.
I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now But you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you get it.
Doctors discovered that during the coronavirus quarantine your food tastes different. It’s either a symptom or it’s because everybody started washing their hands.
No wonder China is behind the Coronavirus We even saw a big red flag 🇨🇳
Florida man with coronavirus arrested for coughing on people in public.
Says he was “spreading positivity”
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for... Coronavirus for president!
The spread of coronavirus depends on two things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that’s just 25 cents. Heads is positive. Tails is negative.
Official Coronavirus Count over time in North Korea
They say one of the symptoms of Coronavirus is lack of taste Prayers up for everyone who thinks this is a funny joke format
I was in an airport
A woman was taking my temperature because of the coronavirus
I was 1.8 meters and she was 1.5 meters, so I got down in knee just for her to take my temperature , and everyone started clapping
They thought that I was proposing
I hate this Coronavirus lockdown I havn't gotten laid since October...
Coronavirus has been very stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Have you heard that new Coronavirus song? It went viral.
Whoa! China is fudging their coronavirus numbers? Whoa! China is fudging their coronavirus numbers? WHO knew!
With over 1,000,000 people infected with coronavirus in the US, I’m beginning to fear for my own life Thank god I live in America.
Research from China shows the Coronavirus really attacks the Lungs As well as the Chans, Wongs, Lees and Lins.
Coronavirus could keep us in lockdown for years Get ready for the ‘Boring Twenties’.
What does coronavirus have for breakfast? Ebola cereal
All countries eventually got coronavirus eventually China just got it right off the bat.
I can’t believe coronavirus would just come into my body without permission,
It makes me sick.
Chuck Norris came into contact with coronavirus Coronavirus is now in 2 week quarantine
How did the coronavirus spread so quickly? Because Asians never fail tests