I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.
I told a joke about Coronavirus and nobody laughed Except that Chinese kid in the back. He got it.
This time next year you guys will be laughing about all the Coronavirus fears of today... Not every one of you, of course.
Coronavirus isn't Trumps Fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's Fault. Sars wasn't Brush's fault.... And only a handful of cases of herpes were Clinton's fault.
There have been countless people criticizing Donald Trump for his delayed reaction to the Novel Coronavirus Probably could have gotten things going a lot quicker with a picturebook Coronavirus
Coronavirus cases in North Korea update:
I told a Coronavirus joke to a group of people Everyone eventually got it, but the Chinese guy, he got it right off the bat.
3:15pm So the hockey season got cancelled in Canada because of the coronavirus 6:30pm Canada is now testing the vaccine for coronavirus
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I hope the Coronavirus issue gets resolved before tick season Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
Corona virus is just like pasta The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Coronavirus update: Everyone at John Lennon airport has been quarantined. Imagine all the people
I have always suspected that people are selfish and during disasters will only look after number 1... ...but the Corona virus is proving they are more concerned with number 2's.
Taco Bell forced to shut down temporarily... Due to the Corona virus the shortage of toilet paper has made this step a necessity.
Harvey Weinstein has coronavirus Must suck to have something invade your body against your will.
My 6-year-old wrote a timely coronavirus joke
What did the coronavirus say to the broccoli?
"Let's be friends", because we're both bad things.
The amount of bad Coronavirus jokes are starting to reach worrying numbers. Some scientist claim it might become a pundemic!
Look, if we're gonna get full-on racist about where the corona virus came from we might as well call it the Kung Flu.
You can't be too careful with this corona virus... I just called my mother in-law not to come over for Christmas.
What's the difference between Coronavirus and my dad? Coronavirus only takes five days to appear.
Corona virus is kinda like my jokes Funny at first but people are starting to get concerned now
For the first time this year I didn't go in a European trip due to coronavirus Every year I don't go because of money
Next year we'll be laughing about the great Coronavirus fears of today \-Not every one of us, of course...
Y’all heard of that new disease called Delicious? It’s a perfect mix between Coronavirus and Lyme disease
It’s recently been discovered coronavirus spreads fastest on pirate ships It’s because they have a really high R number
In recent weeks, interest in reading long works of fiction has gone way down Due to the novel coronavirus
My Mom’s sister got Coronavirus so I bought her a new computer. The warranty said it came with free “Aunty-virus” protection software.
The worst part of having to do zoom classes out due to coronavirus is I keep getting bullet holes in my monitor
My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus Please send him your thots and players
This coronavirus quarantine is great.. Today I set a new personal record for beers consumed during Mass.
A Coronavirus sketch I just watched on tv: A couple struggling to survive being cooped up at home are feeling a bit better as they finish off their fourth glass of wine for each. And the wife says "Well we made it to 10 am."
My wife and coronavirus have something in common. I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it.
If the coronavirus were to come from somewhere in Japan, what do think Trump would call it? Probably the kimono-virus.
So there I was -
- out of work, day drinking in my underwear and moaning about the future.
Then the coronavirus hit.
Doctors discovered that during the coronavirus quarantine your food tastes different. It’s either a symptom or it’s because everybody started washing their hands.
Florida man with coronavirus arrested for coughing on people in public.
Says he was “spreading positivity”
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for... Coronavirus for president!
The spread of coronavirus depends on two things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
As the United States reopens, the federal government has issued a rapid coronavirus test that’s just 25 cents. Heads is positive. Tails is negative.
Official Coronavirus Count over time in North Korea
They say one of the symptoms of Coronavirus is lack of taste Prayers up for everyone who thinks this is a funny joke format
I was in an airport
A woman was taking my temperature because of the coronavirus
I was 1.8 meters and she was 1.5 meters, so I got down in knee just for her to take my temperature , and everyone started clapping
They thought that I was proposing
Coronavirus has been very stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Whoa! China is fudging their coronavirus numbers? Whoa! China is fudging their coronavirus numbers? WHO knew!
With over 1,000,000 people infected with coronavirus in the US, I’m beginning to fear for my own life Thank god I live in America.
Research from China shows the Coronavirus really attacks the Lungs As well as the Chans, Wongs, Lees and Lins.
I can’t believe coronavirus would just come into my body without permission,
It makes me sick.
Trump got the idea of bleach curing coronavirus from Melania, that's the excuse she gave when he found her drinking it.