Hilarious Dairy Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dairy Jokes

My brother just threw a milk carton at me How dairy.

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A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cheese How dairy

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This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy....

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My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy

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A guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

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Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese. How dairy.

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Did you hear about the farmer that failed dairy farming school? He didn't work well with udders.

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My brother just threw a glass of milk at me My brother just threw a glass of milk at me.

How dairy

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows? Dairy

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

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I walked out my house this morning... And a man threw milk and cheese at me.

I thought, “How dairy?”

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A man robbed me of all my milk, cream, cheese, and butter. How dairy..

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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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I was walking down the road... ...when the guy in front of me turned around and started throwing milk, eggs, yoghurt and butter at me.

I thought, "How dairy!".

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What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen? You're a Blizzard fairy!

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Whats the difference between a dairy farm and a McDonalds. You’ll get arrested if you try to milk the cows at McDonalds.

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What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym? Dairy

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Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy.

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My brother just hit me with a milk carton How dairy

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Man just attacked me with milk, cream and butter How dairy.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper

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A man assaulted me with milk creme and butter How dairy

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Man, some dude just poured a gallon of milk all over me How dairy!

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My little brother just threw a milk carton at me.. How dairy.

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Went to the shop earlier today, saw a man throwing all the milk, cheese, yoghurt etc I thought to myself...

"How dairy?".

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I just inherited a dairy farm I dont like it but I'm going to milk it for all its worth!!!

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So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy.

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What does Activision and a Dairy worker have in common? They both love milking.

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Why didn't the burger king get the dairy queen pregnant? Because the whopper always comes in a wrapper!

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I walked into the house... And my wife said, 'Your son threw his milk at me, today!'

I replied, 'How dairy!!'

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Some guy just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!!

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What do you call a camel that hates cows? Drama-dairy.

Courtesy of my eight-year-old

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A man just assaulted me with milk and cheese How dairy

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I was turned into butter once. It's dairy important to me, it was a churning point in my life and I think I'm a butter man now

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My brother threw a milk carton at me today. How dairy!

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Spilt milk I hate how every time I come home and go to the kitchen my flat mate has spilled milk everywhere. How dairy

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Did you hear about the man who killed a cow? How dairy.

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My brother threw a milk carton at me! How dairy!

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New Dairy Jokes

What do farms smell like? Dairy air

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So a farmer told me a story about his cow It was legend dairy.

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What do you call the place that process Deer milk?..... The Dairy

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Why do French men enjoy the Wisconsin country side? They love that Dairy Air!

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Apparently Dairy Queen got pregnant Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

Sorry for the lameness, so many kids just dont get the good jokes.

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Why did the New Zealand dairy Make the Greek dairy go out of business. Their cows were feta.

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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

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How was the Dutch dairy farmer caught up in a brawl? He was gouda'd into it.

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A truck driver turned over a trailer full of cows... HOW DAIRY!!!

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Why couldn’t Dairy Queen have any kids? She married Mr Softee.

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Did you know you can't go into a Kosher kitchen if you're having an argument with dairy? Because then you would be having beef with cheese.

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How did the dairy cow feel after it couldn't produce any milk? Completely and udderly betrayed.

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What did the cop say to the dairy thief? Stop! That's nacho cheese!

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Dairy product truck clashed and everything inside went flying out. That's when I saw butter fly.

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I'm going to start a new restaurant that specializes in fine cheeses and buffalo wings. I'm calling it "Leg 'n Dairy"

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Which delicious dairy snack deserves to form an independent nation of from the territory of three authoritarian nations? The Cheese Kurds.

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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter earlier today... How dairy.

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When I was in China, everybody always told jokes about cow's milk. I would hear them on a dairy basis.

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A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and ice cream. How dairy!

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I was in a shop and seen a man throwing milk and cheese around I thought "how dairy"

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Why do cows have bad breath? Because they breathe dairy-air.

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What do you call a dairy cow that doesn't produce milk? An udder failure

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You know a joke's gonna be cheesy when... It says, "Contains dairy".

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Did you hear about the terrorist attack on the dairy / cow farm? It was an udder disaster.

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An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh

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Have y'all met the new girl at the dairy farm? Cheese grate at her job.

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joke I was raised on a farm. One night while walking down a dirt, country path, a man jumped out of the bushes, hit me on the head with a bottle of milk, a dozen eggs, and a churn full of butter.

How Dairy He!

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What do you call sitting on milk and breaking your phone? ~~something that would never happen~~
**"A pain in the dairy-error"**

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While driving along today I saw a man on the side of the road throwing cheese and butter at cars... how dairy.

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Why is Dairy Queen always in a bad mood? Because she's married to Mister Softee.

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Did you hear about the 8-year old dairy farmer? He had to repeat 3rd grade because he was a slow churner.

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I saw a guy stealing milk the other day... How dairy.

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Where does 82% of the methane on Earth come from? It comes from the dairy air.

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A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico... when he comes across a dairy farm.

"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"

"Buenos, nochez"

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A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy

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I found a new recipe that's fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, preservative-free and is non-GMO. It's a real breath of fresh air.

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Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction.

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A man threw milk at an old woman before... I said how dairy

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