Hilarious Dam Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dam Jokes

I was recently asked to name two structures that contain water I responded "Well, dam"

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I just watched a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I've ever seen.

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I bet you can't name two structures that can hold water Well, dam!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam.

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My friend asked me if I could name two different structures that hold water. I said, "Well, dam..."

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A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells Dam.

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"I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!" Well, dam...

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Fish swims into a wall Says "dam"

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I just watched a documentary on beavers Best dam show I’ve ever watched

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I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

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Did you know the Hover Dam was supposed to be twice as tall as it is now? After some re-evaluation, they thought it would be 2 dam high.

I’ll see myself out...

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Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall... One fish turns to the other and says, “dam!”

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A fish is swimming and it hits a concrete wall. What does it say Dam.

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What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall? Dam.

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I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night... It was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says,
"Dam."

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What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.

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Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall "Dam"

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What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam Hamster Dam

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I saw a documentary about beavers last night. Best dam show I ever watched.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam.

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A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. "Dam" he says.

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What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall? Dam

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam

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What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam

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What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work.

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A fish swims and hits a concrete wall, "Dam," yelled the fish.

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After many years, my father finally got his book, "Important Moments in Hydroelectric Power" published And it's about dam time.

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Fish is swimming up river when he bumps his head. "Dam!"

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What do you call a Canadian tampon? A beaver dam

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What did the beaver say when he chipped his tooth? Dam it!

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What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!

Edit: had to correct punchline

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I watched a documentary about beavers the other day. It was the best dam film I've ever seen

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What did the fish swimming upstream say when it hit its head? "Dam."

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Anyone here eat a beaver before? I hear they taste pretty dam good.

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Two fish are swimming Two fish are swimming,
One hits a wall and says dam.

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Californians hate walls so much... They cried until the Oroville dam collapsed.

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New Dam Jokes

What did the white new dad say when his Latina wife fave birth to their first kid? Dam this ones burnt we left it in too long

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What do you get when restraining a boiling river Hot Dam!

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I work with developmentally disabled adults and one of my clients asked me to post this one: I will gladly take your downvotes, 'cause this guy is a gem. He comes to me everyday with a new one!

Q: What did the seal say when he swam into a wall?

A: Dam!

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Been evacuated because there's a crack in the wall of the reservoir near my town. Dam.

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What did the fishy say when he swam right into a concrete wall? Dam

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I just watched a programme on beavers. It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.

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Two fish were swimming along and suddenly run into a concrete wall. One of the fish exclaims "DAM!"

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Two fish swam straight into a concrete wall One fish said to the other

DAM!!!

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People are fed up with electricity problems. And government don't give a dam

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I watched beaver documentary yesterday best dam show I've ever seen

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What did the whale say when he swam into the wall? "Dam!"

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What did the fish day when it swan into a wall? DAM!!

Ironically, the fish said the same thing after swimming into the wall that I did upon failing to proofread my title.

Edit. Complete swipe fail on phone. My proofreading is the real joke here.

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A beaver and a bear are talking... The bear says to the beaver
"I can see lots of honey and berries on the other side of this river, but I can't think of any way to cross. Can you help me?"

The beaver says
"Dam!"

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What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

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Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant... .. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:

> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam

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What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked it to help stop the flooding affecting its grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.

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What did the fish say after he swam head first into a concrete wall? "Dam"

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Two fish were swimming in a river when they hit a concrete wall They both looked at each other and said "Dam"

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Why was the Islamic Beaver upset? He had to ram-a-dam.

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My country tried to pass a bill. The bill would keep all river dams forever, and would make the country only ever run off of hydro-electric power. It didn't pass though. I guess the public didn't want to be part of a bill called "Eternal Dam-nation"

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What do you call a singing rodent that lives in a dam? Just-a Beaver

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A fish swimming up stream hits a wall. What did he say? DAM!!

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The towns being evacuated under the Oroville Dam all voted Pro-Trump. Clearly those people love to live in constant fear of disaster.

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People in California... At first, people in California were like "Oh, we don't have enough water!" and now they're like "Oh, we have too much water!"
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They can't make up their *dam* minds.

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That's a great river Dam it!

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Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says "dam"

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What did the fish say when it hit its head on wall ? DAM !

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