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What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
What do you get when you combine Titantic with the Sixth Sense? Icy dead people.
What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people.
What do the movies "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" have in common? Icy dead people.
What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people.
Everytime I eat fast food I can talk to dead people... Maybe I should quit ordering the medium fries.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common… Icy dead people
Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin.
What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board
Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store.
What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.
Dead people reward
What do dead people get as a reward?
Atrophy
A midget who claims to see dead people just escaped from a psychiatric ward. There's a small medium at large.
What does Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.
My co-worker always tells me: "I see dead people" And I always tell him: "Shut up, Steven, we're morticians."
When I die, I want my body to be donated to science More specifically, a scientist who's working on bringing dead people back to life.
What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!
What do movies like Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.
Doctor, you have to help me! I see dead people... Doctor: For the last time, you work in a morgue!
What do you call zombies in Antarctica Icy dead people.
What do you call a cannibal that only eats braindead people? A vegetarian.
What do you call a little person who talks to dead people and runs from the law? A small medium at large
The real reason some women don’t like guys under 6 feet Dead people really struggle to hold a conversation.
I can talk to dead people. Literraly. well, they can't really reply but ...
A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe. The other 10% didn't respond to the survey.
My superpower is being able to talk to dead people... they can't talk back, though.
I can't stand dead people They're always late
Dead people in graves are the most humble. Because they're down to earth.
What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.
What's the deal with dead people?
It's like, come on... Get a life!
(Applause)
Thank you.
"Hey mom, why does it smell like dead people in here...?" "....mom? Mom? ...... Mooooooooooommmmm!!!!!"
Doctor.....i see dead people
Doctor: "okay....when exactly do you see them?"
"Every time I kill someone"
If you can read hexadecimal, and dead people can read hexadecimal, how many people can read hexadecimal? deae people.
It was believed that Helen Keller could see dead people and read people’s minds. She had the fourth sense
Why don't dead people need money? They don't have any living expenses!
What spell brings dead people back to life? Abacadaver
Dead people tend to be most ungrateful you do something nice and they just end up ghosting you
What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones? Icy dead people
What type of people are there the most of in the world? Dead people.