Dementia Jokes

My wife said she would rather commit suicide than have dementia She said she would never want to place that burden on me..
I said, honey that's the fifth time you've told me that.

*knock knock" Who's there?
Nick.
Nick who?


Nick started crying, realizing that his grandmother dementia has gotten a lot worse

Every 3 minutes, someone is diagnosed with dementia Poor lad keeps forgetting he has it

Did I ever tell you the joke about the guy suffering from dementia? Did I ever tell you the joke about the guy suffering from dementia?

Sorry to hear about your dementia... But do you have that 10 grand you owe me?

Do you know what the best part of dementia is? Every day, you get to meet someone new.

My doctor told me yesterday that I'm at high risk for either Alzheimer's or Dementia... I can't remember which.

A man is worried he has Dementia So he goes online and finds this really good psychologist and makes an appointment.
When he goes in for the appointment the lady behind the counter says "Hi Mr. Sturr, the usual?"

What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia? "Oh nana, what's my name?"

"Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Dave" "Dave who?" Dave then broke down and started crying as his mums dementia has gotten so bad she couldnt even recognise her own son...

What's the best thing about having dementia at Easter? You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Why did the old man put jelly beans in his pill organizer? He had dementia.

There is 3 great things about having dementia: 1. You get to hide your own Easter eggs



2. You meet new people every day



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3. You get to hide your own Easter eggs

I may have dementia but at least I don't have dementia.

one of the nice things about getting old is no longer having to worry about early-onset dementia

I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories.

A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia. A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.

What do you call an occurence where an old actor forgets his lines? Onset Dementia

I told my roommate, "I just reminded my neighbor 6 times to take his cat with him when he moves tomorrow." My roommate replied, " That's just your dementia." Ha, joke's on her. I remember all 3 times I told him.

Doctor: You have dementia Patient: cool but I don’t remember asking

There once was... There once was a woman with dementia and she

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner? Forgetti Bolognese.

It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia.

Did you hear the one about dementia? To get to the other side.

"What do we want?" "A cure for dementia!"

"When do we want it?"

"Want what?"

How many dementia patients does it take to change a light bulb? ... To get to the other side!

Wanna know what would be a great game for people with dementia? Memory.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Went to a dementia support group and I was the only one that showed up. I guess they all forgot

My dad went with my grandma to the doctors office and we found out she was diagnosed with dementia a year, but she forgot to tell us.

Living with dementia is hard. At least I think it is, I can't remember

I wrote a book on Italians diagnosed with Dementia... It's called "fogettaboudit"

I also wrote a book about Italians being diagnosed with Amnesia,

I called that one "fogottaboudit"

I was at the mattress shop today, until I remembered I was supposed to be at the pharmacy. I was supposed to be picking up my dementia medication.

Dementia What's the best part about having dementia

You meet someone new every day

What is the best part of having early onset dementia I can't remember.

Service Manager: You are all set for an oil change and an inspection, and there is no recall listed. Customer: Too bad. I had an aunt with dementia who had the same problem.
Service Manger: Problem? What problem?
Customer: No recall.

According to a new study being obese can cut your risk of dementia Or in other words fat people are less likely to forget where the chocolate is kept

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient? I forgot.

I often lay awake at night wondering if, in retrospect, my grandfather's hard work will be rewarded with some sense of peace or closure after my dementia ridden grandma passes. Damnit!!! And my socks don't match.