Designer Jokes

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

Sad news....I lost my job as a stage designer, I wasn't very happy but left without making a scene.

Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of kill it. We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

I was wrongly fired from my job as a stage designer today... I left without making a scene.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer

I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene.

What did the Apple Phone designer do when he got home? Jack off

What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink? Sprite.

A web designer was asked to make a website for an orphanage He didn't put a home page

A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.

My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up? (This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........)


A web designer.

I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it So we went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?

What is the most common job among spiders? Web designer.

My friend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer

My part-time waitress girlfriend wants to buy nothing but designer outfits... .. I told her to "act her wage".

I saw a spider in my house today, but instead of killing it I took it out. We had a couple drinks, and as it turns out he’s a really good guy. He says he wants to be a web designer.

I just read a Facebook ad that said "Come in a designer, leave a CEO." Not sure why they're offering dating advice, but okay.

I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them? I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.

When I realized that the play sucks, I quietly resigned from my job as a stage designer. I didn’t want to make a scene.

If a clothes designer had a child... Would it have designer genes?

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

A: No ballroom.

What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer.

^^^^^sorry!

What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.

A graphic designer has a heart attack I guess you could call it...


a stroke.

My wife always wanted a nose job. So she became a tissue designer.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce "hires"

A Font Designer and a Police Officer Walk Into a Bar... The font designer leaves sans sheriff.

The chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp... That's unthinkable!

My girlfriend told me to take out a spider instead of killing it... We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer.

What's the designer of the Galaxy Fold's favourite film? Total Recall

Did you hear about the ISIS graphic designer? He was handed some selfies and asked to blow them up.

Why did the fashion designer want to be cremated? Because he wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit for all eternity.

I'm a graphic designer for an online casino I do a lot of arts & craps.

Dolly Parton and her bra designer have stopped talking. In fact Ms Parton said they haven't spoken since the two fell out.