Developer Jokes

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it So we went out and had some drinks.

Cool guy.

Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.... We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.... We went out and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead if killing it. We had some drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer

My daughter told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing. We went and had drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We went out for a few drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.. We had some drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.. We went and had some drinks. Nice guy. Wants to be a web developer.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast.

Why did the software developer go broke? He used up all his cache !

What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction? Ubisoft

I'm so good at programming I don't even need to test before I ship code. Sent my program last week and haven't heard of any problems since!

Signed,
Richard
Junior Helicopter Auto-Pilot Software Developer

Would you rather be a spider or the most boring man on earth? Either way, you're still a web developer.

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.

If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage.

Shortest joke a software developer can tell: “I’ll be ready soon.”

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We had a few drinks, cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

Why was the Valve developer crying? He was having a Half-Life crisis.

What kind of web developer likes to find bugs? A Spider

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider

What's a spider's dream job? Web developer

Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.

What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft.

You can tell Donald Trump is a real estate developer Because he constantly digs himself into giant holes

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it We had a great time. He said he wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

What diet did the ghost developer go on? Boolean.

How do you kill a web developer? You aspxiate them.

A Python developer walks into a foobar... not not
'Who's there?'
True

What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs? A spider

What do you call a software developer on a bike, being chased by a car? A software developer life cycle

What’s the difference between a spider and a web developer The spider wants bugs