Developer Jokes

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it So we went out and had some drinks.

Cool guy.

Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.... We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.... We went out and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead if killing it. We had some drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer

My daughter told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing. We went and had drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We went out for a few drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.. We had some drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.. We went and had some drinks. Nice guy. Wants to be a web developer.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast.

Why did the software developer go broke? He used up all his cache !

What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction? Ubisoft

I'm so good at programming I don't even need to test before I ship code. Sent my program last week and haven't heard of any problems since!

Signed,
Richard
Junior Helicopter Auto-Pilot Software Developer

Would you rather be a spider or the most boring man on earth? Either way, you're still a web developer.

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.

If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage.

Shortest joke a software developer can tell: “I’ll be ready soon.”

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We had a few drinks, cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

Why was the Valve developer crying? He was having a Half-Life crisis.

What kind of web developer likes to find bugs? A Spider

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider

What's a spider's dream job? Web developer

Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.

What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft.

You can tell Donald Trump is a real estate developer Because he constantly digs himself into giant holes

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it We had a great time. He said he wants to be a web developer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

What diet did the ghost developer go on? Boolean.

How do you kill a web developer? You aspxiate them.

A Python developer walks into a foobar... not not
'Who's there?'
True

What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs? A spider

What do you call a software developer on a bike, being chased by a car? A software developer life cycle

What’s the difference between a spider and a web developer The spider wants bugs