Hilarious Dna Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dna Jokes

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Do you know what DNA stands for? National Dyslexic Association

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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A dad is given bad news by a doctor Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards.

Dad: AND?

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo.

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If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative... Announce that you won the lottery and you'll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep? ...banned from the petting zoo...

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? ...banned from the zoo. (Learned that the hard way)

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was

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Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association

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Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder 1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? A lifetime ban from the petting zoo.

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Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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Doc : Sir, I am afraid that your DNA is backwards Me : and?

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo...

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Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with animal DNA? Kicked out of the zoo.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a donkey? Kicked out of the petting zoo :(

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Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

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Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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What do you get if you put human DNA in a donkey? Banned from the zoo.

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Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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Why are red neck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA samples match and there are no dental records

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Why are redneck murder victims so hard to identify? Everybody's DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo

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My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug. Turns out my dog licked my sample.

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New Dna Jokes

Did you hear Elizabeth Warren got the results of her DNA test back? Turns out she's 100% establishment.

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A young frog took one of those DNA ancestry tests. Turns out he's mostly German and a tadpole.

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What do people say when you mix rat, pig and human DNA? Hello congressman.

Not stolen!

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I recently did the Ancestry DNA testing I didn't know you're not supposed to drink anything 30 minutes prior to your saliva sample, which explains why it said I'm 100% Irish.

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What do you get when you cross human and whale DNA? Well you get kicked out of the aquarium apparently.

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Took one of those DNA-ancestory kits, and after my results, they're kicking me out of the Ku Klux Klan... I found out my parents aren't even related

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What happens if you mox the dna of a human and the dna of a goat? They'll kick you out of the zoo.

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What’s the difference between Paris Jackson and Wade Robson? Wade Robson actually has some of Michael Jackson’s DNA in him.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis murder? They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

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Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park? Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo...

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What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? From experience You'll get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp? Helix it!

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What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea? They both run in the genes.

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA Time to create some viral memes

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Do you know why dead rednecks are so hard to identify? Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar

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If I had to choose between DNA and RNA.. I would take RNA because it has U in it

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Can I be your DNA Helicase? So I can unzip your genes.

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I talked to a guy today who spliced his DNA with a bumblebee But I won't speak on his behalf

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What do you get when you insert human DNA in a goat? Banned from the petting zoo

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What do you get if you cross Human DNA and Panda DNA? Banned from the zoo. Trust me, I found out the hard way.

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Mummy DNA shows that the ancients don’t have much in common with modern Egyptians But at least they have Tutankhamun

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What happens when you mix chimpanzee and human DNA? You get kicked out of the zoo.

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Nerd's Guide To Pickup Lines 101 "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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Humans share 50% DNA with bananas. Which means that I'm a fruit *and* a vegetable.

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DNA helicase is a lot like me with my girlfriend. I like to unzip the genes.

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What did the scientist say after he spliced his DNA with a cat? "You must be kitten me."

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Daddy, I love you sooooooo much! "Hey, until we get that DNA test, I am Steven to you"

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If you look at Chuck Norris' DNA under a microscope... ...you'll get a black eye.

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DNA Test Dad: What’s ur Result?

Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects.

Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”.

Son: Oh Come On Dad!
Its my School Test Not a DNA Test.. :-D

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All this fuss over a film being stored on DNA But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds?

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Scientists have proven that women will, at some point in their lives, contain intelligent DNA.. Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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DNA is a wonderful product of evolution. You could say it's pretty GENEious

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What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?”

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