Dyslexia Jokes

My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn’t help either.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

Today i learned TIL that dyslexia is the same forward and backwards

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association

Did you hear about the goth kid with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.

What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism? Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.

If life hands you melons... you probably have dyslexia.

What do you have when life gives you melons? Dyslexia.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insist it says dyslexia

If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia

My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia. He went out all buns glazing.

The doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia

When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia.

What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia.

my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia

If life gives you melons... Then you may have dyslexia.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex" But my fiancee had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus.

LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups. Whoops, wrong bus.

A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

I took the number 25 instead of the 52 today thanks to my dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus

Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files

I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra... He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works

If life gives you melons You may have dyslexia!

I have sexDaily I mean Dyslexia

I have sexdaily... ...but other people think I just have dyslexia.

What do you have if life gives you melons? Dyslexia

I have dailysex. No, not dyslexia.

I have dailysex! I mean dyslexia!

So someone with dyslexia Walks into a bra..

They said due to my dyslexia, I wouldn't stand a chance in a spelling bee. You should've seen the look on their faces when I proved them grown.

A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"... The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

TIFU when my dyslexia made me take the wrong ride to work Whoops, wrong bus

If there is anything in this world i don't like It's gingers, dyslexia, racists, and hypocrites.

A man with dyslexia walks into a bar. "Ouch!" says the arab