Electricity Jokes

The sweater my wife gave me was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it. They gave me another one, free of charge.

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity? She grounded him.

When I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dark. But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.

I'm now afraid of light.

Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*

If electricity always follows the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside? "Shomething'sh Amish..."

I opened both my water and my electricity bills at once. Needless to say, I was shocked.

Mike Pence doesn't believe in science But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So I returned it to the store. They gave me another one, free of charge.

If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity.

Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.

Before candles, what did North Korean communists use to light their homes with? Electricity.

My electricity bill was running suspiciously high Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

My uncle Ben always used to say, "With great power..." Comes a great electricity bill

If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?

Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time... I was shocked

In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill Those were the darkest days of my life.

With great power comes.. An expensive electricity bill

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity.

What did communists use for light before candles? Electricity.

Electricity is like a wife. It's cheaper to take the neighbour's.

If electricity takes the path of least resistance... why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?

Why are wires addicted to electricity? They can't resist.

In the past, I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill... Those were the darkest days of my life

If hydrolysis is splitting things with water and electrolysis is splitting things with electricity... ... What is analysis?

With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill.

What did Venezuelans use to light their homes before candles? Electricity.

What did the blonde say after the lesson on electricity? Watt?

There aren't many puns about electricity I'd be shocked if I thought of one!

With great power comes great electricity bill!

Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The "Internet" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again...

What did the socialist use to light his home before candles? Electricity.

I once got into so much debt I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.

You shouldnt play with electricity guys You might get grounded.

I just bought 10,000 kW of electricity from this one company. They charged me a lot.

Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt.

If it wasn't for the sun and electricity it would be lights out for everyone

What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity