Elementary Jokes

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Funniest Elementary Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What’s the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Whats the different between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school.

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The difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an ISIS hideout? I don't actually know, I just fly the drone man.

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What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He's awake now!

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Sherlock and Watson go to shoot up a school.. Watson: which part of the school shall we head to first sherlock?
Sherlock: Elementary my dear Watson.
[Please don't kill me for this]

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Working hard and being hard at work are not the same thing. Working hard is a good way to get a raise or a promotion. Being hard at work is a good way to get fired from your job at the elementary school.

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Sherlock was convicted for child molestation A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson..."

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What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite.


Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone

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An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students... Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Great! What does the cow give you?
Kids: Homework!

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What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? "What I want to be *IF* I grow up"

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So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives

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Its a myth that people dont kiss in elementary school, i kissed loads of girls I miss being a teacher

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What's the darkest dark humor joke you got? I start!..

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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It was so much easier to get girls in elementary, just be the fastest runner... ...now you have to outdrive the police too.

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What do elementary school indoor recess and communism have in common? They’ve both caused mass panics wherever they were implemented.

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Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Today in elementary school. Teacher: Next week, we have a field trip to travel to Uranus.

Kid: Myanus?

Teacher: No... You're traveling to timeout for field trip.

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Gold and Silver haven't seen each other since Elementary School They decided to meet up at a bar. Gold walks in and sees his old friend and calls out to him.

"Aay, G."

Silver gets excited and shouts back, "Hey, you!"

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Sherlock walks into a grade 3 classroom. It’s Elementary my dear Watson.

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What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a Pakistan Elementary School? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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When I tell people that I'm a 20 year old guy who identifies as a girl they congratulate me But I'm not sure why when I told them I also identify as 7 years old they kicked me out of the elementary school cafeteria.

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What do you call an elementary student with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What is the difference between elementary school and gym? They count more in elementary school.

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New Elementary Jokes

I need some very clean bingo jokes I am doing a bingo calling for an elementary school. Any very clean bingo jokes?

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Leading Scientists have rejected a controversial paper claiming elementary particle interactions can explain happiness. It's no laughing matter

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Jared Fogle visited my elementary school last week and gave a really emotional speech. I was touched.

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Did you hear about that kidnapping at the local elementary school? Yeah , he woke up by then end of class

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What’s the difference between a terrorist outpost and an islamic elementary school? I don’t know. I just fly the drone.

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They say that if you're afraid to speak to groups, imagine that they're naked... That's why I no longer work at the elementary school

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What does my wife telling me about her day have in common with a Pakistani elementary school? We're both in for a droning.

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What's the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a Saudi elementary school? I don't know I just fly the drones.

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I need some help with some really corny jokes.... I'm in need of some clever and creative corny jokes (example....what's brown and sticky? A stick) Keep in mind they need to be clean and appropriate for elementary students. Thank y'all!

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Is this kindergarten Sherlock? Its elementary my dear Watson!

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What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones

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