Elementary School Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? It's ok now, he woke up.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Whats the different between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone

The difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an ISIS hideout? I don't actually know, I just fly the drone man.

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.

In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He's awake now!

Working hard and being hard at work are not the same thing. Working hard is a good way to get a raise or a promotion. Being hard at work is a good way to get fired from your job at the elementary school.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I only fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone

What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? "What I want to be *IF* I grow up"

So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives

Its a myth that people dont kiss in elementary school, i kissed loads of girls I miss being a teacher

What do you call an elementary school dropout? An anti-vax child.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Elementary school students are learning about the 13 colonies Teacher: Massachusetts is in New England

Student: what’s new England?

England: *walks in* nothin much what’s new with you

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Today in elementary school. Teacher: Next week, we have a field trip to travel to Uranus.

Kid: Myanus?

Teacher: No... You're traveling to timeout for field trip.

Gold and Silver haven't seen each other since Elementary School They decided to meet up at a bar. Gold walks in and sees his old friend and calls out to him.

"Aay, G."

Silver gets excited and shouts back, "Hey, you!"

My first original joke, from elementary school days: What do flies drink? Fly swatter.

What do elementary school indoor recess and communism have in common? They’ve both caused mass panics wherever they were implemented.

What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a Pakistan Elementary School? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between elementary school and gym? They count more in elementary school.

Did you hear about that kidnapping at the local elementary school? Yeah , he woke up by then end of class

When I tell people that I'm a 20 year old guy who identifies as a girl they congratulate me But I'm not sure why when I told them I also identify as 7 years old they kicked me out of the elementary school cafeteria.

What's the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a Saudi elementary school? I don't know I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones

What’s the difference between a terrorist outpost and an islamic elementary school? I don’t know. I just fly the drone.

They say that if you're afraid to speak to groups, imagine that they're naked... That's why I no longer work at the elementary school

I need some very clean bingo jokes I am doing a bingo calling for an elementary school. Any very clean bingo jokes?