Hilarious Elevator Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Elevator Jokes

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week. Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

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A blonde and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.. Blonde starts shouting: "HELP! HELP!"

Brunette turns to her and says: "We should shout together."

Blonde: "TOGETHER! TOGETHER!"

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Two blondes get stuck in elevator One of them starts yelling: HELP, HEEEELP

The other one then suggests: Maybe we should start yelling together

The first blonde starts yelling again: TOGETHER, TOGETHEEEEER

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Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today. However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator.

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My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: "Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?" Mom: "No, who?"
Daughter: "Ella, Ella Vader."

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A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator... And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.

The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."

The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

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Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says "I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"

"No worries, I see an elevator coming."

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A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches...

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Every day, I take the elevator to get to my office. My office is on the 12th floor, so I always take the elevator up to the 11th floor. I would take the elevator straight to the 12th floor, but that's another story.

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I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a
thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic
hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though.

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Have you heard about the elevator conspiracy? Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up.

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Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck in the elevator Blonde: Help! Help!
Brunette: We should yell together!
Blonde: Together! Together!

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I farted in a full elevator yesterday, it was wrong on so many levels.

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A blonde and a brunette were on an elevator... And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

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I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator. We speak to eachother on so many different levels.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg"

Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What do ghosts do when they're sad? They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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A man enters an elevator of a fine hotel and says "Ballroom please" To which the lady standing in front of him replies "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift

(only a joke, my American friends)

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something's about to go down.

Im sorry

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Why are elevator jokes the best kind? Because they work on so many levels

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My twin brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer the elevator. I guess....we are raised differently.

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So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day. I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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What do you call an Asian on an elevator? Wong on so many levels

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Guy: We need to stop testing our products on buildings. Boss: Why, Elevator companies do it all the time?

Guy: Yeah but we make airplanes.

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A lady gets on an elevator... She says to the man standing there, "T-G-I-F!" to which the man replies, "S-H-I-T."
Taken aback the lady repeats, "T-G-I-F! Thank Goodness It's Friday!"
The man gives a smug grin and says, "Sorry Honey. It's Thursday."

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What did the midget say to the gorgeous woman on a crowded elevator? Your hair smells nice.

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Don't feel bad about pressing the close door button when you see someone running for the elevator. If they have that much energy, they should take the stairs.

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Why did the paranoid man take the elevator? He couldn't handle the stares...

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I just got a new job as an elevator engineer It has its ups and downs

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My first time using an elevator was a very uplifting experience. The second time I was let down.

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Farting in a elevator Its wrong on so many levels

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My first time time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time it brought me down.

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Today I was in the elevator with a guy who only rode to the second floor. He couldn't even bother to take one flight of stairs? How lazy. That's probably how he got to be in a wheelchair.

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trump challenged Tillerson to an IQ test, and there was only one question on the test... If the President of the United States and the President of the US Virgin Islands are in an elevator, how many people are in the elevator?

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New Elevator Jokes

The first time using an elevator is a pretty uplifting experience. The second time will let you down though.

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One brother always took the stairs. The other brother always took the elevator. They were raised very differently.

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A plumber, Santa clause and a smart blonde are in an elevator with a dog The dog gets killed, who did it?

The plumber. Santa clause and smart blondes don’t exist.

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You heard about the Pope getting stuck in the elevator right? When asked to comment he said it was an elevating experience.

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Is it offensive if a guy standing next to a lady in a crowded elevator compliments the smell of her hair? How about if he is a midget?

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Yesterday I got on an elevator and pressed the button for the highest floor on the building. To my surprise, I got there in just a blink of an eye. That escalated quickly.

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Three musicians and a drummer get on an elevator. True story.

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The guy who invented the elevator should get a raise.

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A blonde and a brunette stuck in an elevator. The blonde starts to shout: “HELP HELP”. The brunette says: “maybe we should shout together”. The blonde continues to shout: “TOGETHER TOGETHER”. Ps sorry for my grammar. Hope Zoe guys understand it:

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I farted on an elevator It was wrong on so many levels

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I was thinking about working in elevator maintenance I've heard the job has its ups and downs.

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A chinese man is naked inside an elevator This is wong on so many levels

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In the Elevator of life its not the ups and downs that get you Its the ***jerks*** along the way.

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Never trust an elevator He is going to let you down

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Today I learned that the elevator was named after Darth Vader's little sister. Ele. Ele Vader.

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What has four legs and goes "ho-dee-doe ho-dee-doe"? Two black guys trying to catch the elevator.

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There's corruption in this elevator company And I think it goes all the way to the top

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What goes down while it's going up? A hooker on an elevator.

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Today I farted on an elevator It was wrong on so many levels

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A man enters an elevator of a fine hotel... And says "ballroom please"

To which the lady in front of him replies "I'm sorry I didn't realise I was crowding you"

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I've been geesed! I've been geesed! "I've been geesed!" A woman yells running out of an elevator.

A man stops her and says, "ma'am I think you mean you have been goosed?"

"No, I think I can tell the difference between one finger and five..." she replied.

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What does the elevator in Ethiopia say 200 kg
Or 500 people

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Schindler is an elevator company... Luckily they didn't call themselves "Schindler's Lifts".

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Elevator music is anticlimactic But it has it's ups and downs.

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Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".

Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?

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Elevator jokes are pretty funny They work on so many levels

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People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels

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I use to have a job working in an elevator... it had its ups and downs

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Two prim old ladies riding the elevator. The first one turns to her companion and asks "Excuse me, but did you just pass wind in here?" ...to which the second one replies with indignation "Well of course I did, you don't think I usually smell like this, do you?"

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I peed on the elevator. That's wrong on SO many levels.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy "Always liked you most in The Cosby Show".

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