Hilarious Email Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Email Jokes

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A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying "ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"

Oh boy am I excited, but what does "ternative" mean?

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A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?" "Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments."

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Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam

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Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.

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I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."

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Got an email from Google the other day... "At Google Earth, we're so good we can read maps backwards"

I thought "that's just spam."

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good.

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Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email

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A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”

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PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

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It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted

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What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.

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I should never have given my real email address to Rolex. Now I'm forever placed on some kind of watch list.

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I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.

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WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.

If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.

It's spam!

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Got an email from boredhousewife423 saying she was looking for some action I sent her my laundry. That'll give her something to do

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Clinton's blue firewall... About as secure as her private email server.

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Maybe if we all email the Constitution to each other... The NSA will finally read it

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What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden

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The testicular cancer society called me and said, “Did you get our email?” I said No. They said, “Then you better check your junk.”

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When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID

Everything.....

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Why can’t you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden

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My email password has been hacked again That's the third time I've had to rename my cat

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There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton.

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Hey, Magic 8-Ball. Why can't I check my work email? "Outlook not so good."

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There’s an email going around offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don’t open it. It’s spam.

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Why can't you email photos to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden

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A zen student asked his master, "is it okay to use email?" "Yes", replied the master, "but no attachments".

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My email password has been hacked again. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

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Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

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The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending an email with the phrase "Regards" again.

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so I walked in an interview and.. .. and interviewer asks for my email password :

interviewer : What is the password of your email ?
me : it's way123
interviewer : is it 'way' or 'weigh' ?
me : The one that starts with 'f'
interviewer : There is no 'f' in way.
me : exactly.

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Hillary Clinton would've been the first F president I would've said female, but she deleted the email.

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Why do astronauts get drunk when writing an email? Because they keep hitting the space bar.

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Why can't you send files in an email to a Jedi? Attachments are forbidden!

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Why can't you email photos to jedi? Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because for Jedi, attachments are forbidden

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New Email Jokes

My local supermarket called and said "Did you get our email about the meat recall?" I said no. They said, "You better check your spam"

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Don’t open any email that says “Knock Knock” Jehovah witnesses are working from home too, you know

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A boss forwards an email to his secretary and inquires whether it is from his lawyer or his tailor. The email read: SUIT IS READY, TRIAL ON MONDAY.

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Got one of those email chain forwards that said if I didn't forward it to five people, a zombie would appear in my closet at night. Guess who's getting laid tonight?

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I forgot it there was a tropical dress code, today at work. I showed up in a heavy raincoat. My boss (who was angry with me): What the heck Johnson! Didn't you get my email on the dress code?



Me: I take it you've never been to a tropical rain forest.

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A vape pen recently caused a fire at my office. The email telling people to keep them turned off was titled “Fire ignites Policy Change” They must have been Juul-bulent about that pun

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I got an email from my girlfriend. It said, "Can you send me a photograph of my best body part?" So I emailed her back.

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Before you buy... Before you buy that 'insert product' online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"

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What email provider do gangsters use? G-mail

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I wrote a code to find photos of the sun on August 21... ...my friend said, "Woah! Can you send it to me?"

To which I replied, "No problem. I'll just write an email to you and attach it with e-clips."

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A nuclear scientist sent me a dodgy email I've heard about this fission scam

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What is the prefared email provider of a rapper? G-mail.

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Why are jedi useless at email? Attachments are forbidden

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Just got an email from Google explaining how to read maps backward... Turned out to be spam

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Whenever I email Stevie Wonder I use the BCC field.

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I wanted to apply for a job at the NSA They asked me to email myself the resume

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Adidas: Should we send out this email ad? Nike: Just do it.

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What did the email account do when it started practicing Buddhism? It let go of all attachments.

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I asked Kellyanne Conway for her email And she said "oh you mean my alternative fax?"

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Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax

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A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."

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I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]

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A monk to another, "O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?" "Sure, as long as there are no attachments", replied the other.

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Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM.

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