Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, and name it ElonGate.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team up and make a medicine to cure erectile dysfunction And name it "Elon-Gate"

So i started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction.... Was a total flop, nobody came.

My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came.

I can't believe how many people don't understand erectile dysfunction. I mean, it's not hard.

My friend is quitting his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic... He hasn't gotten a raise in years.

Some people think it's difficult to live with Erectile Dysfunction But really, it's not that hard.

People always ask me, “How does one cope with erectile dysfunction?” Honestly, it’s not that hard.

i asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction. She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"

i said "Yeah, that's the one!!"

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction. It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all

I've been trying to hide my erectile dysfunction from my girlfriend... But I just don't think I can keep it up for much longer.

My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction. I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.

What do you call a person with micropenis and erectile dysfunction? Microsoft

My friend said her husband has erectile dysfunction Me: "Well, I guess your husband has thrust issues."


I'll see myself out.

There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market Its called mycoxaflopin

Who was the first man diagnosed with erectile dysfunction? Cain.

He wasn't Abel.

I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big.

Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard.

I started a nightclub for men with erectile dysfunction it was a total flop. nobody came.

what do you call a dog with erectile dysfunction? it doesn't matter; he's not coming.

(Dr Who joke) Why can't a sonic screwdriver cure erectile dysfunction? It doesn't do wood.

My friend had asked me for tips that may help his erectile dysfunction Apparently, a hotter wife wasn't a good answer.

I cant believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction. I mean its just not that hard.

Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.

He didn't avoid the subject of his erectile dysfunction, it just never came up.

I invited my erectile dysfunction support group over for a BBQ... Nobody came.

How come doctors often forget to ask about erectile dysfunction? It just never comes up

I hosted an Erectile Dysfunction Anonymous meeting Nobody came

What do you call a game developer with erectile dysfunction? Ubisoft

I have been meaning to discuss erectile dysfunction with my wife. But it hasn't come up yet.

What’s it called when someone from the Caribbean has erectile dysfunction? A Cuban missile crisis.

I can't make it to the erectile dysfunction meeting Something came up

Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members.

Started a club called Erectile Dysfunction. It was a complete flop.

Why are erectile dysfunction jokes so unfunny? They're not hard to make.

Have you ever had erectile dysfunction and wondering how to deal with it? Don’t worry. You'll figure it out on your own. It's not really hard.

What does Fidel Castro call his erectile dysfunction? The Cuban Missile Crisis

How are a Cripple and a man with erectile dysfunction similar They both walk with a limp