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What does the F in Ethiopia stand for? Food

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What’s the difference between America and Ethiopia There’s Ethiopian food in America

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Did you hear the score of the England vs Ethiopia soccer game? England 8. Ethiopia didn't

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What does the ‘F’ in “Ethiopia” stand for? Food

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Did you hear the score to the game last night? America: 8
Ethiopia: Didn't

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling.

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Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia.. Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers

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Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name Perhaps Hungary represents them well.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games.

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Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't.

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Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple a slice of toast to the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tape bread to the ceiling.

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What's the main cause of emigration in Ethiopia? The wind.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling

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Football game between Jamaica and Ethiopia. Final result? Half the grass eaten, half the grass smoked.

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At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing.

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If you are what you eat... Then there's nobody living in Ethiopia.

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Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia Staple food to the ceiling

(I’m sorry)

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What was the score between England and Ethiopia? England 8-Ethiopia didn’t

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Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't

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How do you start a rave in ethiopia? Tape a piece of toast to the roof.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling

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What was the name of that white girl’s Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974? Haley's Lassie

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If each letter in Ethiopia stood for a word describing the country, The f would stand for food

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Why are there no pharmacies in Ethiopia? Because you need to eat food before taking medication

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling.

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Did you hear about the score of the football match between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8 - Ethiopia didn't....

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What's the highest paying job in ethiopia? The machine gunner in the back of the bread truck

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Do you know what the F in Ethiopia stands for? Food

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Did you hear about the score of the Egypt versus Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't

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What does the elevator in Ethiopia say 200 kg
Or 500 people

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Did you hear the score of the football game between Egypt and Ethiopia? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

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What's the end result of a soccer game between Jamaica and Ethiopia? Half the grass is smoked and the other half is eaten.

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Anyone know the score in the Nigeria Ethiopia footy match? Nigeria 8 - Ethiopia Didn't

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Once a nuclear bomb was dropped on Ethiopia. 1 million people died from the explosion, 2 million died running towards the mushroom.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a sandwich to the roof.

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You hear about the Egypt vs. Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt ate, Ethiopia didn't.

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Did you see the Egypt-Ethiopia football game last night? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

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