Fallout Jokes

My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Girlfriend: "We're breaking up." Boyfriend: "Why?"

Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."

Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."


All Credit goes to my friend

My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear fallout but dies when you swat them with a newspaper... Shows how toxic our media is...

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast. and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

Donald Trump Simulator was just released! It's the prequel to the Fallout series.

My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much... What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout.

My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

My girlfriend left me because she was fed up of me and my gaming references. It was such a stupid reason to Fallout 4

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian speedos? Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy underpants made in Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear? Chernobyl fallout.

EA just acquired a new video game license... Fallout

So I was playing one of the old fallout games I think it's rad

Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though.

Why shouldn’t you buy cheap jeans from Northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout.

I'm breaking up with you Why?

"Because all you ever talk about is video games"

But babe please, this is such a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Why should you never wear Ukranian underwear? Chernobyl Fallout.





An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian Speedos? Chernobyl fallout.

I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway...

In fallout, why are caps used as currency? Because america is a CAPitalist country.

I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday. It's probably the longest iPhone commercial I'll ever watch.

Why should you never wear nuclear underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout

Why shouldn't you wear ukrainian underpants? Chernobyl fallout.

Why should men never wear Russian underwear? Chernobyl Fallout

One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Joke from my science teacher years ago... Q: Why should you never wear Russian nuclear underwear?

A: because Chernob'll Fallout.

Why shouldn't you walk around Ukraine with your zipper down? Chernobyl fallout

You need to be aware of faulty underwear from the Ukraine. Be careful, otherwise chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout...

I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..

At first I wanted to break up with my girlfriend because she didn’t like to play video games... It wasn’t really something to Fallout 4.

i had to break up with my girlfriends because i was making references to Bethesda games what a strange thing to fallout for

Why should you wear really strong underwear when visiting the Ukraine? If you don't, Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout

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