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Why do French people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.
What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys.
Everytime I eat fast food I can talk to dead people... Maybe I should quit ordering the medium fries.
What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant? Wendy's
Every time I go through a fast food window They hand me my food and say “sorry about the weight.” I know I could lose a few pounds but this is just rude.
It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with "sorry for the weight".
Why wouldn't the pimp eat at the fast food restaurant? He preferred his meals Ho-made.
I've got a great idea for a NBA themed Fast Food restaurant. I call it... Shake-Shaq
Oh, have you heard about the new Spanish fast food place? I think it’s called KFSí.
Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player? Dunkin' Donuts
Why do french people love eating snails? Because they hate fast food
I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?
What’s a car crash victim’s favorite breakfast food? Coma toast.
I don't know what made me feel more fat That my fast food weighed so much in my passenger seat that my car told be to put a seat belt on it or that I was so concerned with its safety that I actually did.
What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady.
how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much.
What is the naughtiest breakfast food? Bacon. It strips.
First rule of Fast Food management: Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-through.
A fast food employee dropped my burger patty on the floor before serving it to me. They said it was ground beef.
I was told to stop eating fast food so I ate a turtle
What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC
The ancient Romans would be saddened to know how many of their advances we'd forgotten. Aquaducts, fast food, underfloor heating... But hey, it's all water over the bridge.
Whats a Spiders Favorite Fast Food Item French Flys
What did the pirate say when he dropped his fast food order? Arrr! Me harteys!!!
Old McDonald had a farm.... He then had a million dollar idea, hence the fast food joint.
Why did the burger run? Because it's fast food...
I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.
Why do French like to eat snails so much? They can't stands fast food.
What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!
Even if Hitler had only run a fast food chain, it would have turned out terribly... I mean, who wants to order the "Arbeit Macht Fries"?
Why does animal hate fast food? Because It keeps running away from them
Which fast food joint would you like to see in space? Personally, I'd love to see Five Guys on Uranus
Our local monastery has opened a fast food outlet.
I went in and said to the guy "Hi, are you the deep fat friar?"
He said "No, I'm the chip monk."
My fast food addiction is really starting to cause me issues. For starters, I can't find anywhere in New York that does a decent cheetah sandwich.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant? Chick Fillet
Do you know how cannibal calls athletes? Fast Food.
Why do French eat snails? They can't tolerate fast food
What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's
My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year
Where does a pirate love to eat fast food?
ARRRRBys
(I work at arbys and every single time I say it customers ALWAYS laugh C: )
What do you call a Mexican fast food fairy? Tacobell
What did the Madalorian say when a lost man stumbled into his fast food restaurant? This is the subway
Imagain A Word Where Cows Can Run 100 Kilometers A Hour Now Thats Fast Food
What did the conspiracy theorist name his fast food business? Build-a-Burger
Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite meal was always a fresh young high school track star, but he had some difficulty trying to catch them... He couldn't get enough fast food.
So a recent study about fast food marketing showed that more kids aged 6 to 11 knew and recognized Ronald McDonald than George Washington. I wasn’t shocked of course because George Washington isn’t that satisfying to jack off to.
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What do cannibals call Usain Bolt?
Fast Food
What's the most metal fast food joint? Dimmu Burgir King
If they have an Indian fast food restaurant They should call it Curry in a Hurry.
Why do the French like eating snails so much? Because they can't stand fast food
What do you call a skinny fast food worker? A new hire
What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant? K(elvin) F(ahrenheit) C(elsius)!
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