Hilarious Fast Food Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Fast Food Jokes

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys.

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Everytime I eat fast food I can talk to dead people... Maybe I should quit ordering the medium fries.

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What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant? Wendy's

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Every time I go through a fast food window They hand me my food and say “sorry about the weight.” I know I could lose a few pounds but this is just rude.

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It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with "sorry for the weight".

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Why wouldn't the pimp eat at the fast food restaurant? He preferred his meals Ho-made.

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I've got a great idea for a NBA themed Fast Food restaurant. I call it... Shake-Shaq

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Oh, have you heard about the new Spanish fast food place? I think it’s called KFSí.

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Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player? Dunkin' Donuts

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Why do french people love eating snails? Because they hate fast food

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I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?

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What’s a car crash victim’s favorite breakfast food? Coma toast.

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I don't know what made me feel more fat That my fast food weighed so much in my passenger seat that my car told be to put a seat belt on it or that I was so concerned with its safety that I actually did.

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady.

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how much is a life-time supply of fast food? Not much.

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What is the naughtiest breakfast food? Bacon. It strips.

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First rule of Fast Food management: Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-through.

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A fast food employee dropped my burger patty on the floor before serving it to me. They said it was ground beef.

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I was told to stop eating fast food so I ate a turtle

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What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? KKKFC

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The ancient Romans would be saddened to know how many of their advances we'd forgotten. Aquaducts, fast food, underfloor heating... But hey, it's all water over the bridge.

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Whats a Spiders Favorite Fast Food Item French Flys

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What did the pirate say when he dropped his fast food order? Arrr! Me harteys!!!

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Old McDonald had a farm.... He then had a million dollar idea, hence the fast food joint.

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Why did the burger run? Because it's fast food...

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I've never understood why there's Burger King but no Borscht Czar After all, people who eat fast food are in a hurry... they're always Russian around everywhere.

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Why do French like to eat snails so much? They can't stands fast food.

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!

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Even if Hitler had only run a fast food chain, it would have turned out terribly... I mean, who wants to order the "Arbeit Macht Fries"?

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Why does animal hate fast food? Because It keeps running away from them

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Which fast food joint would you like to see in space? Personally, I'd love to see Five Guys on Uranus

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Our local monastery has opened a fast food outlet. I went in and said to the guy "Hi, are you the deep fat friar?"

He said "No, I'm the chip monk."

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My fast food addiction is really starting to cause me issues. For starters, I can't find anywhere in New York that does a decent cheetah sandwich.

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What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant? Chick Fillet

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Do you know how cannibal calls athletes? Fast Food.

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Why do French eat snails? They can't tolerate fast food

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What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's

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My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year

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Where does a pirate love to eat fast food? ARRRRBys

(I work at arbys and every single time I say it customers ALWAYS laugh C: )

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New Fast Food Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fast food fairy? Tacobell

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What did the Madalorian say when a lost man stumbled into his fast food restaurant? This is the subway

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Imagain A Word Where Cows Can Run 100 Kilometers A Hour Now Thats Fast Food

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What did the conspiracy theorist name his fast food business? Build-a-Burger

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Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite meal was always a fresh young high school track star, but he had some difficulty trying to catch them... He couldn't get enough fast food.

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So a recent study about fast food marketing showed that more kids aged 6 to 11 knew and recognized Ronald McDonald than George Washington. I wasn’t shocked of course because George Washington isn’t that satisfying to jack off to.

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You wanna hear a race-ist joke? What do cannibals call Usain Bolt?
Fast Food

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What's the most metal fast food joint? Dimmu Burgir King

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If they have an Indian fast food restaurant They should call it Curry in a Hurry.

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Why do the French like eating snails so much? Because they can't stand fast food

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What do you call a skinny fast food worker? A new hire

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What's a chemist's favorite fast food restaurant? K(elvin) F(ahrenheit) C(elsius)!

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