Hilarious Favorite Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Favorite Jokes

What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

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What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea? Boo tea.

(Courtesy of my 6 year old)

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My least favorite color is purple. I hate it more than red and blue combined.

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What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

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What is Mr. T's favorite month? April, fools

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What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.

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What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze

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Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined.

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In honor of his passing, my dad's favorite joke to tell waiters Waiter: "And to drink, sir?"

Dad: "I'll have a blind coke."

Waiter: "I'm sorry?"

Dad: "You know, a blind coke. No ice."

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, Comcast.

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My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.

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My wife gave me some bad news today "But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."

"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"

I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear customer,

We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta

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My 3 Favorite Things My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

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I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD.

I peed

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As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter?
Me: ARRRGH!
Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the "C"!

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, we are writing to inform you that you have violated the copyright agreement..

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What's a police officer's favorite gaming console? Wii U Wii U Wii U

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What is a nice guys' favorite cooking utensil? M'Ladle

*tips fedora*

Just kidding, it's his mom. He doesn't cook.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"

-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

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What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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My daughters favorite joke... What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.

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If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom.

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What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer,

Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

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If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on.

My grandfathers favorite joke.

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What is a Linux user's favorite game? sudo ku

EDIT: First post with 100+ upvotes. Thanks all you people :D

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What is a cannibals favorite restaurant? Five Guys

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Getting my kite stuck in a tree isn't my favorite thing... But it's up there.

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What is an english teacher's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird

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Two wind turbines are talking to each other... One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?"

The other turbine replies, "Well...I'm a big metal fan."

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What's a vegan's favorite animal? A high horse

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I remember my mother telling me, “I have no favorite child.” Harsh seeing as I’m an only child.

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I was eating soup one day outside my favorite restaurant and it started raining.. Took me hours to finish my meal.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be "R", but me heart belongs to the "C".

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What is a Mexicans favorite high school sport? Cross country

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New Favorite Jokes

I can't even picture my favorite actor going to jail now. But if he does, he'll have to change his name to Morgan Man.

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What is a Mexican's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird

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What’s is a Pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet? Some believe it’s R but his true love is the C.

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What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.

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What's a German's favorite videogame Meinkraft

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What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle? Rawmen

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What is a pirate's favorite letter? It's not 'R.' A pirates's true love is the 'C.'

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What is a British police officer's favorite gaming console? WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU
WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU
WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU

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What is Marie Curie’s favorite food? Fission chips.

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What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil Siezures!

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Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens.... Han's down.

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What's an incest lover's favorite animal? Aunt-eater.

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What is a black dad's favorite animal? Bison

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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What's Luigi's favorite dish at a seafood restaurant? It's a Cala-Mario!

I thought of this joke while I was dreaming one night and laughed myself awake.

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What is a resistors favorite breakfast? An Ohm-let

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What's a virgin's favorite food? A don'tnut

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What's a dentist's favorite time of the day? Five o'clock, because he hates his job and lives for the weekend.

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What's Donald Trump's least favorite band? Foreigner

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What's a programmer's least favorite bread? NaN bread

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What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking.

J.K Rowling

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What's a women's favorite thing to play with? My emotions.

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What is a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry.

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What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport? Parah Salin.

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What is Donald Trump's favorite vegetable? Leeks

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? Eleven. Because it has another one.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir,

We are writing you because you have violated certain copyright laws...

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What's a police officer's favorite Star Wars movie? The Empire Strikes Blacks

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A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is… A student puts his hand up and says, “G, miss”.

The teacher asks, “Why is that, Angus?”

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What is Putins favorite song to play for Ukraine? Crimea-River

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Bathroom humour is not my favorite type of humour... but it's a solid #2.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.

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Whats a prisoners favorite punctuation mark? Period.

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

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I love summer in Canada! It's my favorite day of the year!

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Whats a feminist's favorite subject in school? Trigonometry.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P, without it he's irate

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Two windmills are in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

"I'm a big metal fan" the other one replies.

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na

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I love summer here in Ireland It's my favorite day of the year.

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Feminists favorite subject? Triggernometry.

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What is a chicken's favorite game to play in the pool? Marco Pollo

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What's a kidnappers favorite shoe? White Vans

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What's an Ethiopian's favorite book? "My Life And Other Short Stories"

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What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking? A chizzle.

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What is a mathematician's favorite thing to find in the woods? A log.

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What is Donald Trump's favorite video game? *Papers, Please*

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Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black

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What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall

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Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool.

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A man wakes up from a five year coma... Doctor: Sir you've been out for a long time and I'm afraid I have some terrible news.

Patient: Oh I don't mind as long as I get to see my favorite gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

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What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints.

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible.

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My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE

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What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys.

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What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!

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My favorite psychic joke Ninja edit: sorry guys I didn't realize this was a repost from tomorrow

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