Finland Jokes

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.

Putin lands at Helsinki airport... ...and the immigration officer says "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".

Credit goes to a dude in the Finland thread. Made me laugh.

What do you call a dead man from Finland? Finnished

What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland? Russian to Finnish.

What is the sign for a U-turn in Finland? "You are approaching the Russian border."

Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!

Why will you never win a race against a runner from Finland? Before you even start, they are already Finnish.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold

Finland have taken silver

Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise

A couple was traveling across Europe but had to stop abruptly at Finland's borders. Why? Because it was the Finnish line.

Vacations Russian military tank crosses the border into Finland and a Russian soldier steps out.


"Good morning," says the Border police, "Name?"


"Ivan Ivanovich."


"Occupation?"


"No, just a vacation."

Why is Finland the most competitive country in the world? You can’t find a road, store, or park without a Finnish line.

I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? "Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

How can Finland be one of the happiest countries in the world with such a high suicide rate? All the miserable people kill themselves

I filled out an application to become a citizen of Finland and I must've been accepted almost instantly The last button I had to click said Finish

What do you call the border of Finland? The Finnish line!

Today, a person from Finland has died. Some say his life was Finnish.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness.

I'm going to run a 5K to Finland. When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line.

Why are all immigrants to Finland winners? Because they all crossed the Finnish line.

What do they call summer in Finland? The best day of the year.

What is Finland's largest export? Lines

I just watched the World Heavy Metal Knitting Championship in Finland. It was pretty knots!

What did the man in Finland say after his meal? I'm Finnish.

What happened when Finland closed their borders? Nobody could pass telhe Finnish line!

I tried to make this post all about why Finland DOES actually exist... ...but I couldn't Finnish.

What is another name for the border around Finland "The Finnish Line"

All of the countries in the world run a race. Who wins? Finland. He's the first to Finnish.

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland? Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

I said hello to a pretty girl which I thought was waiving at me But it happens that it was to someone behind me.
To avoid the embarrassment I kept my hand up and a taxi stopped. So I went to the airport and now I am in Finland, starting a new life.

What do you call Finland's borders? Finnish lines.

comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland? Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.

Maybe Russia is in a huge marathon that ends with, invading Finland. And crossing the finish line.

Why do guys from Finland never get laid? Cause they always Finnish first

What do you call the border of Finland? The Finish line.

What do you call a cocaine addict's last use of the drug?
The finish line.

What is a fish's favorite country? Finland