Hilarious Fisherman Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Fisherman Jokes

What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.

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In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

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Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night? Net fish and krill

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Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter

Mailman = Mailfighter

Fisherman = Fisherfighter

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Wife : Honey before we got married , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. Husband : Yes…so ?

Wife : How come you don’t do it anymore ?

Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?

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What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure.

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I went for a job interview and got offered the job as a fisherman but turned it down as the net pay wasn't good

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Two fishermen caught a mermaid. One of them holding the mermaid in his arms looked at her attentively and threw her back into the sea.
But why? - asked the other fisherman.
But how? - answered the first one.

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My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter.

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A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet... he got lost at C

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Why did the Australian fisherman get kicked out of the toy store. Because he was throwing shrimp on the barbie.

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I tried skateboarding to work. Almost drowned. I'm a fisherman.

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What caused the fisherman to go crazy? Pier pressure.

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What does the Newfoundland fisherman do on a day off? Net fix and chill

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Did you hear the song about the fisherman? It's pretty catchy.

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Heard this conversation passing by in college today. Guy: Do you know why I'm such a good fisherman?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because I've got a nice rod and I hook all the ladies with it.
Girl: I figured it was because you were a master baiter

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Financial adviser meeting FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?

FISHERMAN: Which one?

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What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fisherman cross the road? Because of pier pressure.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod.

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"My last name is Smith, because my dad was a blacksmith." "My last name is Fisher, because my dad was a fisherman." "My last name is Dickinson, and I dont like this game"

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What did the fisherman say to the lightning bolt? "Mr. Spark, I don't reel so good"

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Fisherman What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.

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Fishy tales Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said "yea caught one this big"

This joke works better in person.

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What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up.

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What's a commercial fisherman's favorite instrument? Castanets!

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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a prostitute with dysentery? The fisherman shucks between fits.

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Fisherman hate him-you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish then anyone else. Click bait.

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Where do fisherman keep their horses In their BARNacles.

-Made it up today for my little cousin who rolled his eyes. Gf thought it was funny.

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A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me!? I've hurt my hand!" The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."

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What do you call a championship fisherman who is very lonely? A master baiter

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My 7 yr old told me to tell you this joke... So you are in an ocean.

Sorrounded by sharks.

How do you escape?

"Tell the sharks that you are a fisherman 🦈"

Ha ha ha ha ...

He does not know what downvotes are but I'll keep his words ❤️

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What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry? A master angler.

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A coworker has a cold so he took out a pack of Fisherman's Friend. I told that that's what I need He said "Why, do you have a cold too?"

I replied "No, just lonely."

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What did the fisherman name his daughter? Annette

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What do you call a skilled fisherman? A master baiter.

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New Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman go fishing on his day off Just for the Halibut

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I saw an angry fisherman shouting at his young apprentice after he threw a fish back into the water I was going to step in but it wasn’t my plaice

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What does a pro fisherman, a serial killer, and a teenager have in common? They’re all Master Baiters.

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What does a good fisherman make? What does a good fisherman make?

Efficiency.

What does a bad fisherman make?

A fish in sea.

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What's the difference between a fisherman and a walrus? One has an ugly bewhiskered face and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus

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My friend is a great fisherman But terrible with women. He treats them like carp

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Why does everyone like the fisherman? He likes to keep it reel.

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What is the title given to the Best teenage fisherman? The Master-Baiter.

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What‘s the difference between a fisherman and a woodturner? One of them is happy if he‘s got a big catch.

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Why did the fisherman's wrists hurt? He had Carp-L tunnel syndrome. :'(

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What do you call a fisherman's wife that is good with his bait? A hooker

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What do fisherman do when they're lonely at sea? They cuttlefish

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Who makes more money? A lawn mower or a fisherman? The lawnmower... he gets grass income while the fisherman gets net income

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What Is the Fisherman's Favourite Instrument? The Castanets

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What kind of fish can only be caught by a mentally unstable fisherman? A crayfish.

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Why didn't the fisherman share? He SellFish.

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A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."

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Did you hear about the fisherman with one arm? He caught a fish this long.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician Take a cod, any cod you want

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Why are fisherman so successful in business? Because they use "net" profits

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